Kendra 🐁✨

constantly confused

[Kendra 🐁✨ @k_endr_a]

Thinking about how the words sunshine and moonshine are so similar but have such different meanings

[erika @yeeeerika]

we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)

[Amanda Ach @amandaach]

Choosing which exclamation points to delete from my work email

[cory @coolmathgame_]

technology has regressed since this

[Kendra 🐁✨ @k_endr_a]

Someone I work with rn out in Washington described Delaware as “one of the thirteen colonies” 💀

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Oh c'mon. We only rate dogs. This is a scoop of cookies and cream ice cream that someone dropped on the ground. Very sad but please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

bout to cure my constipation once and for all

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

can i take a sip of your cigarette

[Kendra 🐁✨ @k_endr_a]

Thinking about the time I was in 7th grade and was too shy to tell the teacher I felt sick so I just threw up on my desk 💀

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Don't forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth tonight.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

and on top of everything else, fingies cold

[Kendra 🐁✨ @k_endr_a]

Im holding this account hostage

[pj @pjayevans]

You should be able to kill someone in Mario Kart

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of Taco Bell

[Kendra 🐁✨ @k_endr_a]

Sitting in seattle grace hospital er with my thrussy inflamed and the doctors are having sex instead of treating me

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

it’s 2/22/22 which means crime is legal as long as you do it twice

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?