Kyle Hettinger 🇺🇸

I like beans and cheese.

[Kyle Hettinger 🇺🇸 @k_hettinger]

@megha_lilly I’d focus on writing in 1895 prose. Before long contemporary writing will be supplanted by ideograms.

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@c0ck_l3snar He must not be allowed to have a nuclear weapon.

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@leylaaa31 Lunch: hot dogs from a food truck
Museum: National postal museum
Dinner: hot dogs from Ben’s chili bowl
Drinks: ask a homeless person to share whatever they’re drinking

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@shivlestat She dodged a bullet is what happened.

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@infinite_bug You’re so right, she really is Farley! I keep expecting her to bring up her VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

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@_brinxinx They’re basically daring you to go on the floor.

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@ConnorInTheNews “Our age of fabric-covered foam rubber puppets is collapsing”

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@LovedaySas @inmostlight Everyone should learn of MacAlfred the Great.

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@voidplunge @OrientalsWisdom Hershey has been doing it for years.

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@samwhyte So you could double employment by filling the ocean with dirt. Why has no one thought of this???

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@Rainmaker1973 The dogs are playing but the bird is thinking it’s life or death.

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@ScarletCinema Neither. I’m suggesting if it had gone with historical realism it might have gained a wider following. Because you’re right, McKellan was phenomenal in that, but I remember thinking at the time the only thing that marred that movie was the anachronism.

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@deadwronghist My son’s best friend started a rumor at the elementary school that his father gave Freddy Mercury AIDS.
He was an odd kid.

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@goodmorningufo James Franco is honestly one of the funniest guys in Hollywood.

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@HauloverDude305 @Breaking911 @grok How about making yourself as “big” as possible and yelling at it in a threatening manner?

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@HubieTalksHoops VAR catches the man littering 5 minutes prior. Red card on the man, bison gets a penalty kick.

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@TrainDogDaily @effwhiteboy

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@JackPerksPhoto You’re worried about your legacy but what about the fishes’ legacy? It’s almost certain this is the only thing they’ll be remembered for. Because they are probably dead. 💀 🐟 😢

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@longseventies Plus a little known fact: she was an incessant nag.