Emily K.S. Scarn

Bored.

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

There's no easier way to piss off the internet than admitting you find mean guys attractive.

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@theArthurino @seedoilprince As in, people passing the pic around of their own volition and talking about it. Obviously hiring Jack Quaid is not free lol

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@gapjilreborn Implying that he deserves to be mocked in public for being a service worker is unironically Indian and you're engaging in it

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@LexiconLass @mrViru51 @kukuruku1900 @xantaeva But yes, look up David Jaffe's remarks on Kratos. He's meant to look like a terrifying supervillain and the stereotype "hook nose" is a huge part of that. Hilarious how this discourse even exists when the dev team was saying "how do we make this character look evil and ugly?"

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@blossifangi Hancock feels like an exception because he's specifically meant to be "weird hot" and this is a huge part of his character in game and out of universe he has the biggest tangible following out of anyone. It's by females, for females

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@sunnyirry I thought he was hotter when he was killing tons of people and then screwing handmaids to blow off steam. I like em mean, sorry (shaving that awful hobo beard doesn't hurt)

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@Galena_Bismon He was made to be frightening and evil and Jaffe has specified dozens of times that he is an evil man who does not fit conventional molds

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@Ikuas2 @yourpalsatyr @art_of_debil @YourDudeAedus It's not disguised, it was always blatant and by the time of GOW3, outright self-parody. The Aphrodite scene is supposed to make you fall out of your chair laughing at the audacity.

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@Ikuas2 @yourpalsatyr @art_of_debil @YourDudeAedus Also, as much as I hate to say it, a lot of guys in the manosphere get laid just by being mean and having money/presence. The issue is that this shouldn't be seen as inherently powerful, but rather just sad and barbaric for everyone involved.

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@Ikuas2 @yourpalsatyr @art_of_debil @YourDudeAedus If some psychotic muscular guy who was king or god ran around being an asshole, tons of women would jump into bed with him. It's "realistic" in that sense. But none of those girls are the ones who talk about God of War on Twitter.

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@YourDudeAedus @Zandihh Aaaaand that's a yes for me

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@RandySTG He's not meant to be attractive at all in 2018, he's meant to be an intimidating old man who looks both dangerous and wrung out. He just lost his wife and his son doesn't understand him. Why would he be "sexy"?

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@LexiconLass @mrViru51 @kukuruku1900 @xantaeva Okay, to be fair, they are just trying to make him look Greek, and Mediterranean noses can be hot

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@T_FlippingCoin @_witchpls *not to be rude

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@T_FlippingCoin @_witchpls The girl could be a loser with no standards or someone trying to prove a point to her parents or someone taking pity on the person. You truly do not understand how often things like this happen. I'm trying not to because the guy in the photo is probably a nice person.

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@SushiiVrt Her hair is levitating and she's obviously moving in an impossible manner. You know what I mean.

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@T_FlippingCoin @_witchpls I was doing it because I was talking to you, in a way that was supposed to come off as a little offensive. But I don't think Indians land anyone on average. My point is that I've seen all sorts of couples and women often "settle" for anything.

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

So, you coooould just choose a game where's actually hot as hell, instead of a game where he's a sexless hobo mopey sadsack.

[Hunter @DaBrownie42]

@morphqa @P3droHB_ Not attractive? What are we smoking?

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@T_FlippingCoin @_witchpls I think I just saw an interaccial couple that wasn't "looksmaxxed", my friend!

[Emily K.S. Scarn @k_scarn]

@thiccy_minach @hisuuk Shaved Kratos with rippling clean muscles finishing killing scores of innocents and then screwing two gorgeous handmaids while grunting and climaxing does things for me

A grey, wrinkled hobo with a hook nose and a beard moping over his dead wife...doesn't