Kate Wakin

• • • • have courage and be kind • • • • Romans 8:15

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

Stop playin' America. We're the professionals.

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Is it bad if your best friend sees you wearing pants without a drawstring waist and asks "What's the occasion?"

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

should I do the talent show this year?
I could showcase my blade skill
Hux wants to read excerpts from The Fountainhead but I didn't say yes

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

dear diary
i'm all stuffed up
but on the dark side my breathing sounds quite impressive with the helmet

[Rod Kimble PARODY @notRodKimble]

Ancestors protect me

May they protect you

[Kate Wakin @k_wakey]

@msmirnis before anyone comes over to our house

[Kate Wakin @k_wakey]

@msmirnis LOOK AT THIS. https://t.co/3M0jWkemnN

[Brandon the Cow @Brampersandon_]

LAWYER: where were you on the night of the stabbings

ME (not wanting to admit I was watching the Bachelor finale & crying): stabbing people

[Kate Wakin @k_wakey]

Louisiana is the twilight zone of road trips and I'm pretty sure you can never actually get out of it

[hiko 🦦 @lilHiko]

snapchat filters make the debate bearable #GOPDebate

[Kate Wakin @k_wakey]

@brady_thomas2 proud to know u

[Kate Wakin @k_wakey]

Sara says don't vote for Trump, because Trump is EW. @jimmyfallon @realDonaldTrump

[Kate Wakin @k_wakey]

@msmirnis we are connected dude

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

"you're afraid you'll never be as strong as Darth Vader"
HOW DID YOU KNOW
"...kylo this room is a Vader shrine
i'm not even using the Force"

[Rod Kimble PARODY @notRodKimble]

Still the best video on the Internet. https://t.co/37IukB1n7c

[Kate Wakin @k_wakey]

If you abhorrent chewing can be heard from across the freakin room, you need to spit that gum out and reevaluate your life choices.

[ally 𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗 🐊🧑‍🍳🐕🏳️‍🌈 @notacroc]

Good cop: Where's the money?

Blind cop: *pounds fists on table* WHERE IS EVERYTHING