Kyle Ackermann

[ape man @TheGreatestApes]

bro is having the time of his life 😭

[∿spencer.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ @_ontologic]

what’s ur bronouns? lately I’m partial to big dawg

[hellon dude @allahliker]

not a simpsons superfan but rarely a day goes by where i do not think "it was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!!?"

[brynn🕳️ @brynnposting]

all nfts look like they came out of this

[Kyle Ackermann @kackermann1]

@JLeems12 @rodger Someone has to wear the black belt

[slam dance tarantula @JermHimselfish]

I was never vaccinated because my doctor saw me riding a skateboard one day and said that I was already too sick.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

"your order has been shipped"

[Kyle Ackermann @kackermann1]

“Shrek is a rom com”

[KB @kbnoswag]

I can’t even check Twitter anymore without seeing a viral tweet making fun of the name Kyle and likening it to some kind of subhuman Caucasian species that only knows how to drink Mountain Dew and punch walls. Sick of this shit. Is my name really that lame?

[Kyle Ackermann @kackermann1]

I don’t think it’s possible to receive a weirder random insta DM than this

[Kyle Ackermann @kackermann1]

All I want for my birthday is for Kanye to release Yandhi

[Kyle Ackermann @kackermann1]

Last night in the Impulse bathroom there were 3 guys other guys in there and they were all also named Kyle 😂 obviously one of them said something about us being baptized in Monster

[Kyle Ackermann @kackermann1]

Why does this emoji have hands 🤗 and this emoji has flippers 😱 ??