kacy esplin

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@andydrewcarl 🙄

[kacy esplin @kacyesplin]

@ETeezyyo “I had the weirdest dream last night.... I dreamt that I was breastfeeding all of our friends”

[kacy esplin @kacyesplin]

@dav1dhyde Truck full of beef? High on pcp?

[kacy esplin @kacyesplin]

@ETeezyyo Just watched 8 hours of Bring It On.....

[kacy esplin @kacyesplin]

@ClarkPartyOfOne Hahaha @ClarkPartyOfOne you still have this?

[david @dav1dhyde]

Mine actually was as a fan.
I spent 2 years @ SUU and the 🏀 team wasn’t very good, neither was attendance. Friends and I and sat behind the opposing team to jeer.

One night, we were at a coach the entire night & convinced him to eat a little Debbie cookie. It was amazing.

[kacy esplin @kacyesplin]

Go Nats!

[kacy esplin @kacyesplin]

Wife: Gas is so expensive!!

Me: How much did it cost?

Wife: $91!!!!! (Average is $40) That’s not right, I’m calling the gas station.

Gas station lady: Mam you filled up your Toyota Avalon with $9/ gallon high octane racing fuel.

[kacy esplin @kacyesplin]

@TylerEllett @walkerowood Dodgers fans aren’t like that.....

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@andydrewcarl @ETeezyyo @mikenakken Karl this is why you'll never find true love.

[kacy esplin @kacyesplin]

Counting my blessings... Just out of reach of a child's throw up spray zone

[Jeff Hansen @rakoto10]

When you eat some bad Mexican and have to run from the car to a gas station bathroom
https://t.co/UVHWCNvFrm

[kacy esplin @kacyesplin]

On a scale of 1-10 how numb is your bum? Mine is a solid 8

[kacy esplin @kacyesplin]

It's not "drunk on a plane" it's "stuck on a plane"

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@Hollypmn @rockstety Go eat at "el centro" in Georgetown...you won't regret it

[kacy esplin @kacyesplin]

Just High-fived... @jimmyfallon he had soft hands

[kacy esplin @kacyesplin]

@andycarl11 no rain?

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@andycarl11 how about them reds..

[kacy esplin @kacyesplin]

@mikenakken I will fill the empty flight benefits slot... #illeatmorethanpizza

[kacy esplin @kacyesplin]

"You have a sexy voice" -Thank you old lady from Louisiana