kacyed

occasionally funny, usually awkward, always sassy 💁🏻

[kacyed @kacymarieed]

I shouldn’t be allowed to leave the house anymore.

[kacyed @kacymarieed]

It’s amazing how I will be feeling sorta down about life and then all the sudden I make a weekend plan with friends and I do a little workout and I’m cured.

[kacyed @kacymarieed]

I feel like… command strips had to be invented by a single woman in her late 20’s who lives alone.

[kacyed @kacymarieed]

Conjunction junction is aggressively stuck in my head

[kacyed @kacymarieed]

@cdiesels @DaniValderrosa

[kacyed @kacymarieed]

I just got a Jamba Juice for the first time in years… tell me why the fuck this shit is $8!?!? gawwwd damn

[kacyed @kacymarieed]

Nothing infuriates me more than being on a zoom meeting with all men where they continuously interrupt me… and they have no idea what they’re talking about

[Danika Louise @DaniValderrosa]

osl proved that I am indeed too old for this shit🤕

[kacyed @kacymarieed]

Selling things on fb marketplace will have you understanding why people think all Americans are literal idiots.

[kacyed @kacymarieed]

HER SISTER WAS A WITCH

[kacyed @kacymarieed]

It truly blows my mind that some of you get out of the shower and let your hair air dry and its straight…. Idk seems fake

[kacyed @kacymarieed]

If you’re going to boo the awards ceremony for the team on the road, just go home. #rude

[Mel T. @monologue_mel]

Normalize a job being just a job, not a passion or lifestyle or dream career.

I like my job, I enjoy my team, I have a good boss. But at the end of the day I'm there to make money.

[kacyed @kacymarieed]

Goat cheese has no right being the tangy creamy greatness that it is

[kacyed @kacymarieed]

Me, realizing that at my current age, my mother had 4 kids hahahahahhahahahah

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[kacyed @kacymarieed]

Just @ me next time

[Evettexo @Evettexo]

My toxic trait: Wanting no help because I can do everything myself. Then feeling overwhelmed that I have no help

[kacyed @kacymarieed]

@BuzzFeed @DaniValderrosa

[kacyed @kacymarieed]

HER SISTER WAS A WITCH

[kacyed @kacymarieed]

If you’ve ever considered getting the steamed pork buns from the ready to go meals section of Safeway, do yourself a favor and just don’t.