Perseus Son Of Zeus 🇳🇦

Better be a Henry - Bergkamp kinda hybrid, that means ball playing must be of immaculate standards and the finishing game must be out of this world.

[Seven Kaume ka Ho  😮‍💨 @SevenKaanaKaviu]

I’m convinced ,people who ran marathons suffer from a severe case of peer pressure and sexual /relationship ,they need help not another 45Km/h 😂😭🤦🏿‍♂️

[Nawa 🦂🇳🇦 @sabutanawa]

@Tebogo16_09 If you are dating a mechanic, you will get free service for your vehicle. If you date a lawyer its free legal advice so on and so on. Stop this bullshit of trying to bring fantasy into reality. An engineer must come home and do this shit. 😂😂😂

[𝕰𝖑_𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍 @belikenathaniel]

If she stays through the struggle, there's a guy making sure she doesn’t feel the struggle.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m not going back and forth with somebody whose first congratulations in their life came from having a baby

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

If I managed to buy myself an iPhone, I don’t think a Mercedes is beyond me.🙂‍↔️

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

out of respect for myself we will never be whatever we were ever again but damn i would've given you the world if you let me

[Mnyamani 👑 @Zikamnyamane]

"Chomi the short guy wants you" 🤧

[osama ✰ @realwolog]

rejecting me because you believe i can’t spend on you is very valid. you deserve better.

[zito 🥷 @kiziton_]

“People you may know” man get that bitch off my shit

[Shama @sham_travis19]

1 October 2026

[FIDEL @nathana_el_fid0]

I’m so close to quitting this ass job

[arthur @tutulelee]

eu ontem surtando q muita gente faz aniv em setembro e um querido me explicou q sao frutos de transas no ano novo

[Toluwaleyi @BawiTeee]

It takes sheer courage to procrastinate. You either have an insane amount of faith in your last-minute abilities, or you are simply unbothered by the consequences of inaction. Either way, you’ve sure got some guts.

[Tobi @Tobicods]

Guys stay away from women who think giving them money is the only way to show you love them.

They’re not up to anything good.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Gamblers lose twice. Not only what they had, but the dreams of what they could have had.

[Akinyemi olanrewaju. @__olanrewaju__]

I don’t know how to explain this but It’s better to buy a phone for a girl who isn’t your girlfriend than to buy one for your girlfriend.

[Flashy🦅 @YflKelvin93]

The only nigga that can fuck yo bitch is a nigga yo bitch wanna fuck 😂

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads

[Kasi The Ashy @Kasikili_]

Went to NAMRA to apply for Tax Refund just to be told kutya ACTUALLY, I owe them a couple grand