Kafu

Yeah tbh, crazy work

[. 🦴 @dumbbmutt_]

let's normalize dumbification pls like yes I'm a dumb stupid mutt please educate me
U・ᴥ・U 🐾

[Secret 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Puppygirl:3🐾🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatepupgal]

chubby puppygirls are peak bc
1- you know they're being taken care of good and getting spoiled with treats
2- moar thigh to squish
3- more tummy to rub

[toa @6xwar]

bad dog!

[jan sewi pi unpa epiku, or rizz god | ΔΔΔ 💥 @crystalBarbasol]

is his brain like linked to his fursuit or something why is it making the same facial expression he is 😭

[🩵°.°𝙉𝙅°.°🩵 @njb0605]

“you need to wear a collar with your name and my number on it in case you get lost” ARUFF ARUFF YASS PLEASE AWOOF

[cee 🩵🐶 @cslivr]

(please)

[OFFLINE ouppy @cloud_teeth]

blue collar

[bat ´ཀ` @clownboyluver]

i tilt my head like a puppy a lot whenever i’m confused or awaiting a response. is this my one puppy girl trait

[Puppy Doll🐾🎀 @SmolPuppyDoll]

i think you dropped this :3 🐾

[pyukumuku🏳️‍⚧️ @pykmku]

hypnotizing you to get dumber whenever you bark

you dont notice it at first

but then your mind starts clouding over

it gets harder and harder to form words

you try to say something but all that comes out are cute little woofs

brain completely empty except for the simplest little puppy thoughts

were you ever able to talk?

you’re just a stupid puppy after all

and stupid puppies bark away their brains

[Artemis (Arte) @soullessartemis]

i need to be talked in a certain way like right now

"you poor thing"
"its okay puppy you didn't know better"
" no no like this not like that"
"pup you know you cant do that by yourself let me help"
"youre doing so good baby, im so proud of you"

[pyukumuku🏳️‍⚧️ @pykmku]

Oh no, pup! What happened?

You stopped mid-sentence and just started drooling and whimpering.

Did your brain reset?

That’s what happens when you try and think too much.

Eyes glazed over… Mind all foggy… So stupid like this…

It’s okay sweetie. I’l take good care of you.

[Ivy 🩵 @Ivorygh0st]

Dehumanising puppy play.

"down" you can't get on the bed, that's for people.

"sit!" because you're not allowed on the bed but you can follow commands.

"paw" because you don't have a hand, puppy has a paw.

"shake" because you're being taught new tricks like a good dog.

"awww. does puppy think its a person." in a condescending voice, and something in you breaks because puppy isn't a person and puppy is suddenly whining and barking and humping the air and puppy doesn't know why.

[Clooless Podcast @CloolessPodcast]

The End

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@sama What if you just talked to your children

[churros/yuu 🇵🇭 @yuureii_]

got bored

[Dall | 🧸 Femboy Doll VTuber 🧵 @DallTheDoll]

I would HATE if someone did this to me… 😡

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Plas Johnson has sadly passed away at the age of 94.

The iconic saxophonist from ‘The Pink Panther.’

[EvanTube @ItsEvanTube]

uhhh.. guys?