CK

I'm just a painting that's still wet,if you touch me I'll be smeared and you'll be stained, stained for the rest of ua life!!!

[CK @kagsbabe]

@KenyaPower_Care Hi @kenyapower_care our are is not on the list but got no lights. Banana Ndenderu road, near Homex apartments Ac No. 21907258. Kindly assist.

[CK @kagsbabe]

@KenyaPower_Care @KenyaPower_Care our area is not in the list but got power outage this morning, Banana Ndenderu road, near homex apartments Ac No. 21907258,

[CK @kagsbabe]

Hi @Home_Biogas , advise how to dispose this thing. Never worked even for a minute.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

@USForeignAssist @lindahoguttu @StateDept @IMC_Worldwide Leave Kenya out of this nonsense 🚶🏿‍♀️
Pay Kasongo what you’re paying him and fly your minerals from DRC to US through Laikipia Air Base in peace…hizi story mingi pelekeni kwenyu

[Kimathi Felix 🇰🇪. @KimathiFelixL]

Why should Kenya import 3,000 electric buses when @BasiGoKenya, a local manufacturer of electric buses and vans, already exists? Why not fund them and grant tax reliefs so they can deliver, create jobs, and employ more youths? They are capable of doing the work.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

I don’t even blame Macron for telling “ill mannered Africans” to shut up😏
I blame any African that attended that event thinking France can help Africa move “Forward”
Ya’ll deserve to be treated like the idiots you are✌🏾

[CK @kagsbabe]

Hello kplc, reporting power issues, Banana Ndenderu road, near homex apartments Ac No. 21907258 . Since last night. Kindly attend to it.

[wambui @wambuijoan2024]

Were you watching the TV yesterday (SHA story)? The Ksh. 104 Billion SHA system, which is also maintained at a cost of Ksh. 500 million per month by a company linked to Kasongo, his wife, Duale and David ndii and still not working . As a matter of fact, the system was down throughout the day.

Despite the government flaunting figures like "Ooh, x million of Kenyans have registered", SHA was collecting less than NHIF and the claims had exceeded the collections by 159 percent which is very puzzling. It could only mean that cartels are opening up hospitals, accrediting them immediately and demanding claims from SHA soon after.

Mangai kukuwa mkenya ni ngumu!

And you say that we have a country?

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Our COO sent me a Slack: “Laptop is dead, nothing works, fix ASAP.”

I checked the monitoring tool.

His battery was at 1% and the charger wasn’t plugged in.

I could’ve just messaged: “Plug it in.”

Instead I opened a ticket, categorized it as a Severity 2 Power Incident.

Asked him for screenshots of the problem.

He sent a photo of a black screen.

I scheduled a remote session for 30 minutes later “to run diagnostics.”

At minute 29 I told him to verify his power source as Step 1 of the troubleshooting script.

He plugged it in.

Laptop turned on.

I documented the resolution as “User Education: Introduced to Concept of Electricity.”

The ticket remains a permanent part of his audit trail.

For “trend analysis.”

[Marcus Olang' @marcusolang]

New life hack: Whenever you start to think you're failing, remember that Safaricom decided to kill a fully functional app, and instead forced the MyOneApp or My-OneApp or whatever they're calling it today, basically blocking our MPESA moneys.

Feeling better already, right?

[Josina~Rosalia🌸 @_atienoh]

If you can see my tweets, please help me.
Anyone in Kiambu, thindigwa? Please help me save a friend.
Pleeeeeese guys. Crying 😢 😭

[Wamathai @Wamathai]

SAVE THESE EMERGENCY NUMBERS

*LSK - 0800 720 434
* Defenders Coalition - 0800 722 292
* IMLU - 0800 721 401
* KNCHR - 0800 720 627
* Amnesty Kenya - 0759 454 346
* KHRC - 0728 606 583
* Civic Freedoms Forum - 0764 481 343

[CK @kagsbabe]

@KenyaPower_Care Hello kplc, reporting power outage, Banana Ndenderu road, near homex apartments Ac No. 21907258

[Hon. Njeri Maina @Hon_Njeri_Maina]

Tigoni police station, you are holding a young lady who is a rape victim! You have colluded with her perpetrator to deny her justice! Her young son is outside your police station in the cold!

What kind of inhumane behavior is that?

Worse still, you are refusing to issue her aunt, the only close relative who had given her shelter at the time of arrest with an O.B number. That level of impunity MUST end.

Her aunt has called me to try plead with you but you have an insolent male officer on duty who chose to hang up demanding that they come tomorrow. They are not leaving the station UNTIL you process and or release the victim by the book!

You want to pretend tomorrow that SHE was never at that station? We already know what you are capable of when Kenyans look the other way even for a minute!!

I am personally taking up the matter and will ensure the OCS and the complicit officers are prosecuted.

OCS Christine & your officers! We shall see where that impunity hides in the face of the law!!

Share widely!

@DCI_Kenya @IG_NPS @fidakenya @thekhrc

[Davis @davis_O94]

Mwananchi ajitolee, aamke 5am, akae kwa jam mpaka afike job 7:30am. Then apige 8-5 yake. Alipe 30% tax. Alafu bado aswim akienda home while fighting for his life.
Aren't we angry enough Kenyans?

[CK @kagsbabe]

@KenyaPower_Care @KenyaPower_Care power outage from 6am today, we are not on the list. Kindly assist. Banana Ndenderu road, near homex apartments - Ac No. 21907258

[CK @kagsbabe]

@KenyaPower_Care @KenyaPower_Care @KPLC make metre replacement easier too. 2years!! We have completed all the reporting processes. Visited your office in Kiambu and Thika so many times. Just lies from your staff!?!

[CK @kagsbabe]

@KenyaPower_Care Can you address the meter replacement process!!! We reported a stolen electricity meter in 2024 and completed the replacement process. To date, the property is still in darkness. Repeated follow-ups with KPLC staff have yielded nothing!! @KenyaPower_Care

[Eric @amerix]

This school is called AKWICHATIS Primary School in Silale Ward, Tiaty Constituency, Baringo County, Kenya.

The MCA is Nelson Lotela.

The MP is William Kamket.

The Governor is Benjamin Cheboi.

The Senator is Vincent Chemitei.

The President is William "Kuan Yew" Ruto.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

I’m starting to seriously believe in the theory that you never run into people again once their cycle in your life is complete