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if i’m not screaming i’m not conscious (they/them)

[καί @kai_eats]

@carbon_steele i stg every queer in iowa was there, i kept running into people from high school i had to avoid

[καί @kai_eats]

can everyone decide on a twitter replacement im tired of setting up profiles

[dalton 🏹 @dalt0ne]

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[dalton 🏹 @dalt0ne]

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[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

DES MOINES at 9:45pm we are going hard bitch.

[καί @kai_eats]

i broke my arm while playing softball

[καί @kai_eats]

he also has a keyboard in his room and he only plays the interstellar theme and somehow the sound of the keys is louder than the actual music

[καί @kai_eats]

i hate my upstairs neighbor because he’s watching a very loud movie right now at 2 AM, but it’s the Hobbit part 1 so he gets a pass. this time.

[καί @kai_eats]

my biggest issue rn if that my job caters lunch so often that i don’t have enough meals in the day to eat all my leftovers

[mossa🔞 @mossacannibalis]

hatsuneion

[καί @kai_eats]

@eliatenocrumbs what’s it like having one instrument

[καί @kai_eats]

my favorite thing to do at work is make fun of millennials for being old

[καί @kai_eats]

my coworker told me about this band she just found that she’s getting into lately called “the front butts”

she meant the front bottoms

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Pedro Pascal as Cambridge Latin Course Textbooks:

Book 1

[καί @kai_eats]

i want every person angry about “leftists who use pronouns” to retake 2nd grade grammar

[καί @kai_eats]

how am i supposed to feel okay when it seems like everything bad is happening at once

[καί @kai_eats]

i don’t need prozac anymore i just need to watch earwax removal videos at all time.

[καί @kai_eats]

cis people love to tell me about how unfair life is for trans people

[καί @kai_eats]

“swifties are definitely a vibe” - corporate zoom meeting

[καί @kai_eats]

listen, i know jukebox musicals are over saturating the market right now but HEAR ME OUT … carrie underwood jukebox musical