Kailee

Teacher | Writer | Nap enthusiast

[Jay Reyna @JayReyna]

This was my favorite movie growing up

[Bad Lip Reading @BadLipReading]

Everything changes once you know what McCarthy and Gaetz were actually saying

#118thCongress #KevinMcCarthy #MattGaetz

[Kailee @kaileeeeeeee]

@CrumblCookies

[Farah Qureshi, ScD @fqureshi_epi]

Incredible there are ppl out there like, “I’m sick but tested & it’s not COVID so thank god I don’t have to cancel my plans!” My dudes, it fully does not matter if it’s not COVID. I promise no one likes you enough to consent to getting whatever you’re giving. Stop being gross.

[Kailee @kaileeeeeeee]

@JaBogen I was told I had to fast after midnight for my 3 hour test in the morning. Then when my blood sugar dropped critically low they weren’t sure why… ???!

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i wish i could quit my job so i can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Trump announces his intention to be the first person in history to lose the popular vote for POTUS 3 times.

[Kailee @kaileeeeeeee]

Hearing Taylor say “dickhead” :

[Steph Smith @stephsmithio]

Perhaps the best example of FU money

[Nick Flor 🥋+🇺🇸 @ProfessorF]

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a clinic to donate blood. The doctor says to the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a Type O", the rabbit replied with great sadness.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

"i'm a creep" "i'm a weirdo" ok??? and I’m coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine

[#1 rusnoda truther @rusnoda]

Adam Levine leaking the Ned Fulmer cheating story to get the heat off of his back

[Tom Gara @tomgara]

Honestly, this creates an incredible legacy moment for Biden. He now gets to appoint a new Try Guy, meaning a full 1/4 of all the Try Guys will be Biden appointees

[crystal @inmystripesera]

Cant believe Olivia Wilde’s PR team killed the queen to hide the rotten tomatoes score of Dont Worry Darling

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I cannot believe I’m not in a Chili’s restaurant right now. The injustice of that