Kaitlyn Krestiankova

Self-proclaimed adventurer and pizza connoisseur 🌻 RU |️ RTA 2020

[Kaitlyn Krestiankova @kait_krest]

@stratfest 1&2 are real and 3&4 are fake— will I lose my pescatarian license if I get this wrong?

[Kaitlyn Krestiankova @kait_krest]

forget zodiac signs, which of the teletubbies are you?

[Eric Heisserer (on hiatus) @HIGHzurrer]

A first peek into #ShadowAndBone from EW. More to come...

[Kaitlyn Krestiankova @kait_krest]

@kayla__thomson YES AND IM NEVER LEAVING

[Kaitlyn Krestiankova @kait_krest]

@ScottyyB29 who hurt you??

[Kaitlyn Krestiankova @kait_krest]

the train at the start of the wonder music video is the hogwarts express and no one can convince me otherwise

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

But Katie, Trump said that the prices went down...Oh! Ok. #LiesAfterLies

Note to crooks...If you have to testify in front of Congress, and you see Katie breaking out a sketch pad, just apologize and pay your fine. #yagreedybastards

[lillie @TECHNOPlNK]

things you might not realize are appropriating the culture of native americans, from a native american

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

2020 is like when you accidentally bite your tongue while eating, and then do it again like fifteen seconds later

[Kaitlyn Krestiankova @kait_krest]

September’s the month where all the water in my body becomes apple cider and I’m not even mad about it

[Kaitlyn Krestiankova @kait_krest]

I MEANNNNNN

[Katie Way @k80way]

Police discretion allows cops to pick and choose who the law r e a l l y applies to. I wrote about the way PBA cards are the perfect "innocuous" representation of that power. https://t.co/Qv1LCVSWo5

[Empire @empiremagazine]

#TheMandalorian Season 2 release date confirmed for October 2020: https://t.co/ZdgMb0MIIg

[Kaitlyn Krestiankova @kait_krest]

holy forking shirtballs

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny was poisoned with a chemical nerve agent from the Novichok group, the German government said https://t.co/MYYHcrAzTj

[Kaitlyn Krestiankova @kait_krest]

YO @Disney, CAN HE PLAY MILES IN A LIVE ACTION MOVIE AND THEN ALSO WORK IN VFX FOR THE FILM CAUSE 👏👏👏👏👏

[Julian Bass @thejulianbass]

if y’all can retweet this enough times that Disney calls, that’d be greatly appreciated

[Kaitlyn Krestiankova @kait_krest]

Everyone watching #Hamilfilm all weekend and to the end of time.

Thank you @Lin_Manuel and the entire cast and crew for your beautiful gift to the world 💛

GIF credit to @jhdyck

[Sam Taggart @samttaggart]

The best way to solve Covid is to turn it into some sort of game where the state with the lowest cases each week gets a pizza party or some shit. This unfortunately would work really well.

[Kaitlyn Krestiankova @kait_krest]

Big Brother: LARP Edition. That’s the tweet.

[Kaitlyn Krestiankova @kait_krest]

has anyone considered filming a Big Brother style reality TV show but everyone’s LARPing cause ngl I’d watch the heck out of that show