I have tweeted at @Outback every day of 2019 because my only goal for this year is to be the Bloomin Onion mascot at the 2020 Outback Bowl.
If this video gets 10,000 retweets, my dream will become a reality.
So I’m at a restaurant and just got hit in the back of the head with a straw wrapper. I turned around and immediately a 65+ yr old lady started apologizing saying she was aiming for her husband. Then they both started giggling.
If that’s not me when I’m older idk.