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[R∆STA AJ∆HNI 🔴🟡🟢 @kaLefti]

Schopenhauer's Warning ⚠️

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

On that Day,Men will be Drinking Muratina ,Women will be Busy Making Vusima na Ingokho, Early morning on the 3rd day, Omwami Sifuna will be Inaugurated. 🔥

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[Σαπαγιανός @Sapayian]

We, Kenyans are paying heavily for the grave mistake we made in 2013 and reaffirmed in 2022. Future generations will hate us

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Players aren’t even sweating but there are hydration breaks. My sport has been sold to the highest bidders

[Mechanic🛠️ @biigjay20]

Ai video gone wrong 🤣💔

[aleee @alecrlm]

tomara que levem o raphinha pra estudo do primeiro jumento que conseguiu aprender a falar

[Prince Fynn @Prince_Fynnz]

A healthy relationship is when your wife wants sex more than you.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

The FIFA hydration break is pure capitalism.

[Abuga with a G🐐 @aab26_]

Me to caretaker: Ingia niko na cash

[Stop That Neuer @Goatkeeper1_]

The Curaçao goalscorer after the game tonight

[koongo.ikwa @pmuoge]

Nairobi will never look like this as long as we have jalango, pasarris, nyamu, sakaja, omanga, alai,karauri and those pesky eastlando MCAs sat the helm.
We need technocrats in the city.

[Saddique Shaban @SaddiqueShaban]

William Ruto's people at Immigration department have been selling Kenya's sovereignty to crooks.

[Kiberenge Jnr CPA @rma_kiberenge]

Wetangula who is 70 years old is asking Uhuru who is 65 years old to retire from politics.

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

Hata za hapa zikuwe cancelled

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

You already know what to do.
You are just negotiating with comfort.

[C H I E F, the NuriaStore Bookseller @bennetowuonda]

Did anyone else read dictionaries and encyclopedias for fun as a kid or am I just weird?

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Virgil van Dijk speaks out against the hydration breaks!

🗣️ “I have been watching almost every game and I don’t really like the hydration breaks. And for the people watching on television it’s also not great.”

“If it’s REALLY HOT, then obviously you need it, but you need to look at it game by game.”

“But I think I have said enough already…..”

[Paweł Wargan @pawelwargan]

In my lifetime, China lifted 850 million people out of poverty, while the US created one trillionaire. It is clear as day that socialism is the key to our future.

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

The World Cup is genuinely unmatched, Curacao could lose this match 10-1 now but that one goal alone has given their people a moment that will live forever with them