Kaleigh

[Kaleigh @kaleigh_obrien]

If you wanted to you would

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Nova @nova0_0_]

“I’m still working on it”mf you took up the half of the episode #Euphoria #EuphoriaHBOMax

[Nathan Strauss @NathanPStrauss]

Have they tried making their coffee at home

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

hey this is CVS. we filled your prescription. can u come pick it up in the next 17 seconds or should we light it on fire in the parking lot

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

imagine being late to work because james corden had to do hip thrusts at you in a rat costume

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

who couldve predicted this except everyone

[Justin Tinsley @JustinTinsley]

This is domestic terrorism. Don’t call this protesting.

[GL @gldivittorio]

Apparently you can’t sell your eggs if you’ve been diagnosed with depression so I guess none of these people want funny kids

[maybe: taygo @maybetaygo]

We really live on a whole ass planet in the sky. Shit got me weak. Life isn’t real.

[tate @50FirstTates]

if my parents told me they were adopting a brother and brought home an anthropomorphic rat named stuart i would fucking lose it

[Trill$ @TRILLA_Matt]

& we have a winner

[invader zim @f8the]

can y’all just post y’all therapist’s advice on twitter so i don’t have to go

[justin @farringt0n]

the fact i exist pisses me off at least once a day

[sad-a-saurus @sad_saurus]

Mama Bear: The porridge is ready

Papa Bear: Perfect let’s leave for a couple of hours

[stephanie ford @_5256]

Do you ever just meet some guys and you can tell watching the film Wolf of Wall Street changed their life