Kalalala

hello

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

@Trail_Cams That’s the biggest beaver I’ve ever seen

[ninajirachi @ninajirachi]

meet your heroes they are extremely kind and awesome

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

@hormeze This man will run into a burning building without hesitation, but still had to work up the courage to read what you really think about him 🥲

[Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆 {glowing} @hormeze]

im still working on the longform write up about this, and in the process i wrote a separate, short piece about a trip i took with my father:

https://t.co/Qs9JiEK3bE

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

@queueit Your service is a shitshow.
Love, everyone trying to get Skrillex tickets at Gasworks

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

@hormeze I’m also gonna be crossing off like half my bucket list items this year, just by giving up on them

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

@GoldsteinRBG @SenorTzvi @marklevinshow @Shimshon1800 For starters, IAF helmets don’t have “Israeli Air Force” emblazoned in english

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

@goblinodds @hormeze If you do want a kosher wine that people actually drink, check out Bartenura! It’s basically an alcoholic capri sun in a blue bottle

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

@hormeze and the effect of reading the war memoirs of enough soldiers to fill a literal platoon?

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

@hormeze This is blatant Wojtek slander

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

The default vibes on X seems be pretty dark. Any suggestions are welcomed for accounts that are wholesome, insightful, chaotic… where are the lamplighters at

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

@hormeze @gnostrils Good on those who took his words to heart (but also, can I have some anyway plz)

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

@hormeze @gnostrils The siamese sayonara

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

@hormeze what about giant mirrors… IN SPACE
https://t.co/djsP15QV23

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

@hormeze

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

@MasterTimBlais @___frye I wish other fossils would perfectly blossom open with a single purposeful tap (and be delicious, but that’s likely for the best)

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

*restore lol

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

Tweets like these retire my faith in humanity and the internet just a little. Merry Happy to us all

[Dr. Roman Yampolskiy @romanyam]

@covidbagofdicks Dear Bag Of Dicks, the price is not up to me, but you are welcome to just steal my books.

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

I love having my therapy session scheduled in the middle of a workday: time to take off the “corporate hack” hat and put on the “emotionally vulnerable and introspectively analytical” hat so that my therapist thinking I’m doing a good therapy… bc that’s how therapy works, right?

[Kalalala @kalonymousse]

@ABenjaminWolfe @hormeze @grok @SaraAlfageeh Ah but see, you have neglected to consider the reflexive property: “if it’s AI, it was probably made by a really good painting”.