Katie Mason

I don't always tweet, but when I do it's semi-moderately funny. she/her

[MisterJ🩻❤️‍🔥 @SwiftCraft13]

They did this at work to me today

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

It drops under 50° and I immediately start feeling like Christopher and Paulie in the Pine Barrens

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

When I'm CC'ed into an email

[sword gf @punishedgarage]

imagine her being told she has to scan a qr code to order at a restaurant

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

That’s love, pull up any time bruh

Check in on your people 🙏🏿

[Katie Mason @kamason27]

@onionh8tr Have you seen the dune popcorn container?

[miss jazz hot 🇵🇸 @jazzhott96]

Ru-Roh, I’m rerving runt!

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Midsommar / Midwintar

[Katie Mason @kamason27]

Gets dom perignon ads after watching ‘Misery’. @onionh8tr

[Katie Mason @kamason27]

I just want to shout out the USPS workers today.

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

There are cathedrals everywhere for those who have eyes

[Katie Mason @kamason27]

I just saw a guy walking his dog while on a unicycle. Wtf.

[Katie Mason @kamason27]

@onionh8tr The way they have huge backyard tents just hanging from the ceiling.

[no context curb your enthusiasm @ProManimalUnity]

dream blunt rotation

[Katie Mason @kamason27]

If you’re not watching with subtitles, you’re only getting half the story.

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

What the hell…?

[Netflix @netflix]

Happy first day of Fall.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

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