Michelle Craren

she/her. place, history, the man made environment, cities, policy, books, cats, food, and photography. my relationship with running is complicated.

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@crypto_condom Aside from this, it’s also awful noise pollution. I woke up to news helicopters at 6am this morning.

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@MTA announcements said the A was running on the local track while I watched it stop on the express. App says next train is 12min, platform signs say 2. Come on.

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@enterprisecares your downtown Minneapolis location does not do after hours drop off, despite letting me rent that way. Now I’ve had to pay for parking overnight and will have to waste my morning returning the car when I could be enjoying my vacation. Thanks a bunch!

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@MTA trying to request a refund due to a broken turnstile and I keep getting sent to this. Help!

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@NYC_DOT this crosswalk from the east side of Riverside Drive to the Henry Hudson Parkway pedestrian overpass north of 181st is unsafe. I tripped and fell while running. Your website doesn’t recognize this location to report it.

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@SecDuffy @MTA How exactly is a transit agency supposed to reduce homelessness? I’m personally much more worried about becoming a traffic crime statistic. Over 200 people are killed every year on the city’s streets. The streets are the real lawless place in this city.

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@dieworkwear I mean it’s a multinational conglomerate intent on making as much money as possible, so this is a feature, not a bug.

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@NYCParks why has this gate in City Hall Park been closed for weeks now?

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@william_lpp @QuickExit718 @dieworkwear Most? Most bros, maybe. As a hetero woman, I want nothing to do with men who base their preferred aesthetics on “looks like they can fight.” Not as a partner, not as a friend. Hard pass.

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@HG_NYC @helaineolen It's $400-500/month in Washington Heights these days. Try again.

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@LadyDemosthenes Have you reported her to her employer? Sending a cop on a personal errand is most likely an ethics violation.

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@crosstown_line 🤫 but also the food and drink scene sucks for the most part. But I’m a boring old now, so it’s all good.

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@dsolimano @AlanMCole @mattyglesias @jbhenchman To be fair, the same thing happened to me in Paris.

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@dieworkwear Having 2 grocery stores a 3min walk away is an ADHD sufferer’s dream, let me tell you!

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@JetBlue why am I waiting so long for my bag @JFKairport ? It’s a small plane wtf. This is why people take huge suitcases onboard. Also still mad about having one bathroom on our way to Liberia.

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@MTA non working screen on car 4166 A train headed northbound toward 207.

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

I just read this (behind on my @NewYorker homework, obv) and sobbed. Glad I was home and not on the subway.

[Sloane Crosley @askanyone]

Writing this was better than setting my apartment on fire. Though there’s still time for both. Essay in this week’s issue of @NewYorker: https://t.co/wrbCQ13uE3

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

French athlete Alice Finot broke the European steeplechase record, finishing fourth in the final and proposed after. 🥹 #ParisOlympics

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@NBCOlympics Get it! Proposing to her man!

[Michelle Craren @michpc26]

@Olympics True sportsmanship!