kamryn

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[araña @xanathgum]

i want to eat healthy but the parasites that want hot cheetos cant stop whispering to me

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

how I go to sleep after another day of being weird and off-putting

[kamryn @kamrynmarkle]

@haa_liil Where is the dislike button

[kamryn @kamrynmarkle]

@kathy__okay Gotta catch ‘em all

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

bruh

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

i missed therapy because i was up until 4am making this

[kamryn @kamrynmarkle]

@kathy__okay @haa_liil if true it’s the worst thing that could ever happen

[kamryn @kamrynmarkle]

@_katiejames_ And thus the student has become a fellow master 🫡

[kamryn @kamrynmarkle]

@aayykayyy Don’t trust the medical establishment. It’s all made up no one actually knows what they’re doing. (For legal purposes I am the exception I never make mistakes on patient charts ever)

[ᴇʟʟɪᴇᴛʜᴇᴡᴏʀʟᴅ💽 @KawaiiZealot]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony.

However, eating too much pie is ok because the Sin of Pi is 0.

[kamryn @kamrynmarkle]

@ClaraDehlin I guarantee I’m your biggest fan

[cory @coolmathgame_]

random guy: it’s not a big deal man i just don’t think it matters

me pulling out a gun: the 2 main characters in a show called veggie tales are fruits and that doesn’t matter to u? [waving gun around] it’s not a big deal ?

[villain | 빌런 🌱 @villainpathetic]

i don’t want to be beautiful or cute. i want to be inscrutable. i want people to look at me and come away with absolutely zero conclusions. am i pretty? am i ugly? am i a girl? what am i? even i don’t know myself and it’s not fair if other people think they can figure it out

[manny @mannyfidel]

October 1st you know what time it is

[LN @abernothing]

Deathcab for who, me?

[kamryn @kamrynmarkle]

@WRDuclos Some very spoonable options here

[trash jones @jzux]

ugh i have to pull an all-dayer today

[kamryn @kamrynmarkle]

@meganfreelove I’m forever salty my mission made me miss Lover era 😔