Kelsey🌴🍍

on a journey to be funny but I'm turning into a dad

[Kelsey🌴🍍 @kanders0n13]

Almost 4 years and starting season 5 with the best organization 🏒⚡️💙 Let’s get that 3peat #GoBolts #stanleycupchamps #back2back

[Kelsey🌴🍍 @kanders0n13]

Here we go again with another lightning milestone, almost 3 years with this organization and I’ve been able to experience a Stanley Cup win #GoBolts

[Kelsey🌴🍍 @kanders0n13]

SOMEBODY SAVE THE YBOR CHICKENS

[Reed Timmer, PhD @ReedTimmerUSA]

Live update from Tampa ahead of Hurricane #Milton we have roosters dominating the streets

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

Our #whindex status maps reflect our closures as of 2pm today in advance of #HurricaneMilton. More updates to come. Please stay safe.

**Due to the potential for variations in Milton's path, this information is subject to change without notice. Please follow local guidance.

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Waffle House has a Storm Center with an entire operations team that is so good at their job they assist FEMA during hurricanes.

The European mind cannot comprehend this

[Kelsey🌴🍍 @kanders0n13]

@nate_lawlor I’m not surprised this happened to
You at all

[Kelsey🌴🍍 @kanders0n13]

@AlaniNutrition I would never be the same with a mango flavor I hope you know this

[Shooter McGavin @indoor_wildling]

Or whatever Meredith Grey said

[Kelsey🌴🍍 @kanders0n13]

@AlaniNutrition @Sarii47 need this mix tbh

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it.

And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry.

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT is out now: https://t.co/PzuwWnatO7

[Kelsey🌴🍍 @kanders0n13]

Sometimes I forget what my job is and I get a jumpscare when I see dental X-rays in my camera roll

[Kelsey🌴🍍 @kanders0n13]

Investing in myself this year

[Kelsey🌴🍍 @kanders0n13]

@AlaniNutrition @HelaryousG I’m so lucky to have you in my life 🥹 who else would understand my delulu but also support my healthier habits

[Kelsey🌴🍍 @kanders0n13]

@AlaniNutrition @Sarii47 How did you know orange soda is my favorite bestie 🥹

[Danielle @toepacktoe]

Never in a million years did I think this was going to be the topic of the vent

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

ITS CLOBBERIN TIME, COUSIN

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Kelsey🌴🍍 @kanders0n13]

Ah shit here we go again

[Kelsey🌴🍍 @kanders0n13]

@nate_lawlor Omg yay!!!

[Kelsey🌴🍍 @kanders0n13]

But also want to be bought flowers and coffee so the choice is up to you