good-at-math gay

bros it's dana (22)
she/her

[faemoose @Faemoose]

16 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Press and hold. Tenderly, lovingly.

[shine ♀ @ladymysticalwmn]

Men be like "how can i use technology to harass women more and cross boundaries" and come up with the creepiest shit

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

My mom‘s desire to care for other people was absolutely genuine, but she thought it was virtuous to loudly deny herself things or to not consider herself. It was not virtuous, it was really annoying, and it also sent the message that we didn’t deserve anything we got

[Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker]

Robert Pattinson is so great, makes everything he's in better. If only he could appear in every movie, like if there was a way to make as many as seventeen versions of him, or even more

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

by and by lord by and by

[ilija 🐦‍⬛ @rvelchcs]

People purposely act obtuse when it comes to shaving and adhering patriarchal beauty standards. Is it so hard to admit a choice you make is influenced by harmful standards and beliefs. You’re not being told to stop, you’re being told to think

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

everyone thinking i’m talking about the colour mama you don’t need colour you need a vision

[Arthur @Volga_Boating]

I know this is a joke, but serial killers probably operated under the radar with impunity for centuries. The “era” of serial murder in the 60s-80s was a “sweet spot” where surveillance and forensics had advanced to the point they could be detected, but not yet easily caught

[beer.sponge @scrotus_minimus]

Me telling the Waffle House waitress my order

[Sasha Supreme @r4tm0bile]

Amy Elliot Dunne clocked my whole schtick over a decade ago

[₥ @porkbub]

we gotta stop saying situationship like mama lets research. tryst. affair. dalliance. not fling tho. rendezvous. tête-à-tête. the last hole you played at the putt-putt

[Dan Davis @DanDavisWrites]

When I was a teenager in the 1990s one of my teachers told me that I would never get a state pension because they would keep raising the pension age and then before I got there it would be scrapped.

Don't worry about having to support yourself though, he said, they will bring in state euthanasia for the elderly instead.

Mr Roberts, you called it.

[serialboel @serialboel]

Argentine Miku

[yvaine @novakaiiser]

That one cutscene in dream drop distance

[nihilism disrespecter @meaning_enjoyer]

poly works if you do it the french way but not if you do it the california way

[intrusive thot @austinoutloud]

vanilla ice cream w olive oil and sea salt: trendy, high class, clean girl, euro girl summer, bon appetite/NYTcooking vibe

vanilla ice cream w butter: heart attack inducing, diahrrea causing, low class, trashy, “i got diabetes just watching this”

[traction alopecia @ladyquads]

delete this haaland has been playing fine it’s his team that’s not giving him opportunities plus jude has scent blockers on he would never win on sex appeal that’s not the kind of omega he is please delete this