mayor mustelid

IM THE GIANT RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES | ꒰ ꒡⌓꒡꒱ | 【≽ܫ≼】| ( ´•ᴗ•)ก | pfp by @jaimeringue ♡

[mayor mustelid @karaiinu]

in case ur not sick of seeing it on all my socials pwease gaze upon my new tattoo cause i love it so mf much

[renni @toxoplasmosii]

gay people: I’m gay

society: ok

dou dou getting raptured:

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

we're not put on this earth to do things, we're here to learn and love and be fascinated. not letting fear and bigotry devour your soul is an accomplishment. finding beauty in the mundane is an accomplishment. keep the flame of your wonder alive and let no one snatch it from you.

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

coworker lookalike contest in my Antarctic research base

[KILLIAN! @b0nk9]

me: ughhhh im so stressed i have so much work to do
my hamster that i suck on whem im stressed:

[mayor mustelid @karaiinu]

me if u even care....

[RathGames @RathGames]

https://t.co/342ideDY08
Oh no, my hand slipped and I accidentally provided a resource for all my artist friends on how to poison their art against this. How clumsy of me.

[june @fr1endk1ller]

when you drop generational brown and get a phantom wipe

[mayor mustelid @karaiinu]

@dabadooscabadoo surprise! it’s you! you’re buying the Wicked Foul Elixir! 🤗

[mayor mustelid @karaiinu]

aight who’s buying a few cases of Potion of Shit Pants and sending me the codes??????

[Wowhead💙 @Wowhead]

A WoW x Mountain Dew promotion might be coming soon and the rewards could be awesome bikes!

#WarWithin #Warcraft

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[oogwar @oogwar]

完璧な生き物 @mori_menkoi

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

my bf is sick and i offered him a cup of throat coat tea and he (extremely blearily) went “throat goat???”

[mayor mustelid @karaiinu]

@SansmaedaSerket me except 2002 spider-man

[ねこぎょーざ @nekogyo122]

エネコ

[LL Cool Tweet @LLcoooltweet]

Doing this with a pierogi in Lake Erie