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My mind is a puzzle box full of answers to mysteries that never existed. I want to be a lot of things. mostly i'm just lonely and absurd. enjoy the nonsense.

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@MissEmmiKat Thats some shitty shit im so sorry omg
My bf is allergic to bees. One sting can kill him. He has to have an epi pen around all the time. And he mows lawns for his elderly neighbors and it worries me to death. I wanna put him ina bubble lol

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@ayyy_vuh He needs to invent a way to launch all of earths landfill garbage into the sun then maybe itll help earth not suck so much we need to leave in the first place

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If the opposite of fire is water
Whats the opposite of ice
Napalm idk

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Have a weird doodle thing https://t.co/pD9uxMOKMn

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U get scheduled ridiculous hours. Close one day open the next. 10hrs one day 5 the next. Cant have a family life. Cant ever make plans. Work every weekend.
For 200 a week.
And u can't even shop at ur own job u spend all ur time at.
Have to go to discount stores

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I hate how it feels like no one thinks cashiers and grocers and restaurant workers deserve to buy things at the places they work.
Just spend ur whole paycheck on bills. Fuck u. Heres foodstamps since ur boss dont pay u enough. Probably ur fault tho. Just go to college duh

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i still havent gotten my taxes from last year.
Or stimulus this year.
It apparently might've got sent to my old apartment.
I dont have access to my old apartment.
It's 3 hours away and i dont even have a car cuz i need them checks to get one.

[Vincent D'Onofrio @vincentdonofrio]

My skeleton speaks.
It says there's nothing going on around me.
The audience laughs, whistles sing from their mouths.
It subsides.
My heart is on vacation in florida.
A stone in its place.
A note stuck on it with chewed gum.
It reads:
You're dead inside.
The audience laughs.

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Hey @donttrythis what would happen if u gave spot grasshopper backlegs? I think it'd look neat.

[Zito @_Zeets]

This is such an agonizing video

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

The election was not close. There was no evidence of fraud. The states have certified the results.

Yet Trump continues to try to overturn the election at the expense of our democracy.

The emperor has no clothes.

Republican electeds who continue to humor him have no spines.

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I just forgot the word origin while being all melodramatic and said so that's the engine of my misery and now I wanna write a song or something idk

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@chefrdv When my grandma died, the person who mostly raised me my whole life, walmart said it wasnt immediate family and that I couldn't call off or go tend to her things and miss work without losing my job.

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@meatkitten Hundreds of years ago women couldn't be actors and everyone was played by men. Same feel

[Devi @JennyOutrageous]

Internet: “The new Animaniacs is too left wing now!”
Animaniacs in the 90s:

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@JoeBiden I dont feel like its a problem u can throw money at to solve

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@JoeBiden This looks like bait for a r/whythis

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@WendyBirdOZ @HeyScoops Why a tree stump
It could be a raccoon stash? They're little thieves and that stuff coulda been stashed near a window. Idek