Karen

I have four boys and MS. I'm sure you can't wait to have lunch with me now, right?

[Karen @karinaink]

I just backed Commit30 Planner: 30 days to your dreams, goals, passions! on @Kickstarter https://t.co/NySx3Wbnxu

[Karen @karinaink]

Steve. Your mom is going to kick you out of her house after tonight. #BigBrother #bb17

[Karen @karinaink]

I just got killed by a toaster: http://t.co/SliwfzkDEZ

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Today in my neighborhood we saw a man, walking his dogs. .. in his underwear. .. smoking a joint. It strengthened my resolve to move asap.

[Karen @karinaink]

Dear #Broncos, Thank you for winning. My 9 year old cried last year. This year, not so much. Love, the Wynders. p.s. I think he prayed.

[Karen @karinaink]

Hi! This is Karen. Sorry I was unavailable to take your call. I'll be sure to answer when you become more important than my children. BEEP!

[Karen @karinaink]

Aaaahhhhh, George Michael. I'll be that special someone you give your heart to this Christmas. And I won't even give it away the next day.

[Karen @karinaink]

Growing up watching Willy Wonka, I don't remember wanting to punch Grandpa Joe. Now, it's all I can think about.

[Karen @karinaink]

It's sad when you watch the Westminster Dog Show & realize the dogs have better hair than you do.

[Karen @karinaink]

Today I'm preparing for the National Tiddly Winks Championship. A win should finally solidify my level of coolness in the gaming community.

[Karen @karinaink]

I think it was so incredibly kind of my husband to have started #construction on my Christmas present.… http://t.co/SZvPkVXpuj

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My 9yr old begged me to read Ender's Game so I can decide if it's ok for him. Why can't he want to read things like Anne of Green Gables?

[Karen @karinaink]

This year for Halloween I'm going as The Best Mom Ever. I don't need a costume.

[Karen @karinaink]

Just so you know, comparing Multiple Sclerosis with the common cold is a no-no. The day Nyquil & OJ can cure MS, we will revisit this topic.

[Karen @karinaink]

NO CAVITIES!!! It turns out you can outsmart the evils of pounds of candy corn!

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Just a reminder today to not hold candy corn in 1 hand while putting laundry in the dryer with the other. You'd think it'd be common sense.

[Karen @karinaink]

Writing a blog post on How to Get Out of Credit Card Debt. It goes likes this: STOP USING CREDIT CARDS! Profound.

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I was going to take my boys hiking at 6 a.m. but it snowed. Now I'm laying in bed playing Song Pop. I feel this is just as productive.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, & say "HOLY COW! WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED?"? Just me then?

[Karen @karinaink]

My next life, I'm coming back as a character on Star Trek so I can use a transporter instead of a car. Also I'll look like Tiffani Thiessen.