Karine McC

pessimism is just as much an illusion as optimism

[Karine McC @karineemcc]

Your festival leotard is neither clothing nor original

[Karine McC @karineemcc]

So many Coachella pictures circulating the Internet right now and not a single one makes me wish I was there

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[leaving a birthday party with my piñata friend] i swear i didn't know they were going to do that
"Just take me home"

[lil jon lovitz(?) @liljonlovitz]

*20-something kangaroo calling mom*
yea so i thought maybe i could get back in the pouch—like just for a few months til i figure things out

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Big butt. Bigger heart.

[Karine McC @karineemcc]

@paigezimmm is this tweet based on true events

[Karine McC @karineemcc]

"dazzling in her complexity and maddening in her mystery"

[Karine McC @karineemcc]

"Social issues are important, what's your abortion stance?"

*political candidate spreads legs wide and squats down*

[Karine McC @karineemcc]

I wish medication would recommend a daily dose amount for a "grown ass woman"

[ghost mom @radtoria]

[sees fly]
Hmm... I think I'll name this creature "Fly."
[sees bird]
GODDAMMIT

[Karine McC @karineemcc]

Tequila makes for fast nights and slow mornings

[Erin Sullivan @sullivem]

Was I missing something? Just why was I so uncomfortable in my own skin? *carrie bradshaw types on her computer while on fire*

[Karine McC @karineemcc]

You can tell how bad someones last breakup was by how passionately they sing along to "I don't fuck with you"

[Project Happiness @projecthappy]

Every day, set the simple intention of being more awake and less distracted.

[Karine McC @karineemcc]

Today has been the most adventurous day of my life

[Karine McC @karineemcc]

Reading Paradise Lost aloud/dramatically/by myself/in my bedroom and picturing it playing out like a Spielberg movie

[Karine McC @karineemcc]

@NoNameHover the more you buy, the more you're bought, the more you're bought the less you cost

[Karine McC @karineemcc]

Last night I realized the guy I was dancing with was too old for me when the song my humps came on and he said "reminds me of high school"

[Karine McC @karineemcc]

Idk, tbh I feel like I could rock platform flip flops. let's bring them back

[wint @dril]

football?? Pfuh. while you sweathogs are pounding off to grievous injury porn i'll be experiencing life at the car wash, with shorter lines