Karri Langerman

[Karri Langerman @karrilangerman]

@mywifeisgerman 😒

[Karri Langerman @karrilangerman]

@linds2759 I can barely even look at alcohol without getting a hangover the next day 😒 #25

[Karri Langerman @karrilangerman]

@Random_Jessie @realDonaldTrump I can’t even think of how to respond to this

[Karri Langerman @karrilangerman]

@kim_willems22 Kylie won the super bowl

[Karri Langerman @karrilangerman]

@vicki_denig You have 2 already though...

[Karri Langerman @karrilangerman]

@Random_Jessie That’s hilarious

[The Wholesome Fuckin Show  @JaimsVanDerBeek]

Whoever did this is a damn genius.

[Karri Langerman @karrilangerman]

@OfficerFlanigan Honestly how did we make it? Hahaha

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

👑👑👑

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

The Mayor of San Juan is wading through sewage, searching for people with a bullhorn while @realDonaldTrump insults her on twitter.

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

This is earth
It's hot
Don't pollute

[Karri Langerman @karrilangerman]

Got my shiny new iPhone 8 in the mail and it sure feels nice without a case 😅😅😅

[Paris 2024 @Paris2024]

#ANousLesJeux 🎉 La #France accueillera les Jeux #Paris2024 🥇
WE DID IT – 🇫🇷 will host the 2024 #Olympic and #Paralympic Games #WeAre24

[Karri Langerman @karrilangerman]

@Random_Jessie They aren't all actually this tall haha but I've seen more than one like this!! ☹️

[Karri Langerman @karrilangerman]

If I ever write a book about my life in Germany, this will be the cover

[Karri Langerman @karrilangerman]

Like strange enough to justify my first tweet in weeks to be about it

[Karri Langerman @karrilangerman]

Berlin is so strange wow

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

The Military Spends More on Viagra Than It Would on Medical Care for Trans People https://t.co/syPHEDoIAT