kate

i’m that chick with the flamingo hat

[kate @kateaveryy]

My wedding song will prob be the opening song to The Office

[milk @milkstrology]

no one:
virgo:

[kate @kateaveryy]

Stan’s the real MVP in Good Girls and Dean can suck my dick

[Wereing Wolf 🐺 @FoTweetsSake]

By the age of 30 you should have

1. 10 dollars in your account
2. A bad relationship story
3. Anxiety
4. Back Pain

[mikey @hebaddie]

we stan a queen

[sav @222good444u]

@scwayama Me, a cap moon AND rising

[kate @kateaveryy]

@FrooByTheFoot Doooooooo it

[childish branzino @absflora]

The Straight Male version of “thank u, next” be like “one taught me basic emotional intelligence, one taught me standard grooming skills, one taught me a few things about feminism, now I’m off for some other woman to benefit from the emotional labor of my exes”

[kate @kateaveryy]

realistically we need to learn good survival skills because (and if ur not a pessimist idk WHAT ur seeing but) were all FUCKED. none of us will have houses???? I can't afford taxes???? I'm moving to the woods bye

[kate @kateaveryy]

My first day of grade 9 I watched a kid get tackled by the school cop by the volleyball pits. Idek what you’d have to do at 8:20am in the first day to get tackled but anywho

[kate @kateaveryy]

FHS STORIES. GO.

[Father Sean Misty @seanieviola]

This is how Urban Outfitters employees take you to the fitting room.

[Stassbot @stassbot]

I like the dryer a little more than the washing machine. Don’t know why.

[Ricardo Gonzalez🇵🇷 @LilRicky34]

I just realized the sunglasses are nowhere near his eyes and I’m WEEAK😂😂

[kate @kateaveryy]

@NatashaCnel I know like at least use a recycling program like pill bottles and pharmacies

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

who is ariana's therapist and are they accepting new clients

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

when ariana said “wish i could say thank you to Malcom, ‘cause he was an angel” my heart fell out of my ass.. i’m sobbing

[kate @kateaveryy]

@ayyriestrology @NatashaCnel wow yup

[Ari @arianaayyy]

Reason #6378 I hate group projects:

[Henny C @Hannah_Alexis98]

Roommate: don’t you have a class right now?

Me: yeah why