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Premature grandma

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We could’ve answered literally all of those questions.

[lucy ⸆⸉ 🌙 @lucysmidnights]

me hitting play on ttpd when there’s a slight inconvenience in my life

[NASA Solar System @NASASolarSystem]

I can see the light of a clear blue morning
I can see the light of a brand new day

Dolly, it was an honor to have traveled around the Sun with you.💫

[feliciti | armin havana edit biggest fan @fxliciti]

nasa please

[var ☾ @unearthlysighs]

they couldn't handle her whimsy, pluto we still talk about you #myshayla 😔💔

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[nuno🧣 @metmidnights]

6 years of folklore

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[J Girl @juliethardt]

Omg yall Somebody said if Bea was still there

[je ne sais pas @bobameals]

just checked my bank account

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

checking to see if they texted me back after purposely putting my phone on DND so i wouldn’t check

[Sivsiv @ranttlover]

Only a woman can write a scene like this bec this is exactly what women do in love and hope that men do for them. To be loved is to have someone listen to the song you mentioned, or watch a movie you like. Always the little things.

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[🦒 @chattycapricorn]

Whitney did not get the first perfect score of the season THANK YOU GOD #DWTS

[lucy @winonasfilm]

julie andrews, listen to me. don’t make unnecessary journeys. don’t take risks on treacherous roads and don’t swim in the sea!

[Lickity split @Unaffectd_Moron]

We'll see this in the history books in a couple years bro this goes hard asf

[Shaiel Ben-Ephraim @academic_la]

Everyone is getting this Jimmy Kimmel thing wrong.

A) It's not cancel culture when it comes from the government. It is censorship and state repression, just like in traditional authoritarian regimes.

B) Kimmel wasn't taken off the air for crotizing Kirk. He was taken off for criticizing Trump's lack of concern for Kirk. It was a criticism of the government. This has nothing to do with "cancel culture" and everything to do with freedom of speech.

Don't let them gaslight you into thinking this is a minor chapter in the culture wars. This is so much more.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

And, baby, that’s show business for you. New album The Life of a Showgirl. Out October 3  ❤️‍🔥

https://t.co/rIaG2Ezo7Z

Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift
📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK