I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.
It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.
But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.
In my humble opinion, while both Gordon Brown and Harriet Harman are absolutely conviction politicians, this latest throw of the dice is merely rearranging deckchairs on the Titanic.