Katelyn

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

Hey @bathbodyworks who packages glass items like this??

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

If you can't control your fucking kids maybe don't have any🤷🏼‍♀️

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

@LizardsInParis thoughts?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Throwing a Don’t Kill Yourself Dinner Party where everyone brings a dish so delicious that we remember why life is worth living

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

I just saw someone refer to the insurance CEO shooter as "The Claims Adjuster" and honestly? No notes.

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

Literally begging the announcers to give Pritchard just one normal nickname

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

If you're a douchebag to retail workers I hope you die and no I do not think I'm overreacting

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

I swear to god if you bitches let this horse back into the fucking hospital 😤

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

@__paigemarie 2012 was fine, idk what happened after that

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

Just in time for spooky season: Casper. Yeah. The friendly ghost.

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

An incomplete list of stupid baby names I've heard at work:
Merlin. (Yes, like the wizard.)
Braydien.
Paislyn.
Cornelius. (Like who does that to a child??)
Sanctity.
Castiel. (Yes, from Supernatural.)

And probably more to come.

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

Barack Obama on a YouTube ad telling me he needs me to donate $25 to the Harris campaign. Like bestie you got that former president money. I got that old navy money. You send her $25, damn🙄

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

Doctors need to start prescribing trips abroad again. Oh, you're sad? You should go to Italy.

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

The other day, two brothers, both little shits. The names their mother blessed them with? Lucius and Lucas. Not twins. 0/10 for lack of creativity and for naming your kid after a Harry Potter villain.

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

If someone asks me "do you work here?" while I'm wearing a name tag and a walkie, I should be allowed to say no and walk away.

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

@LizardsInParis Unalive him

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

That's Chicken Joe from Surf's Up

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

@LizardsInParis I don't think so but I don't remember bc we just called him Fuckboy Will 😂 also that nick kid was in my hallway freshman year and we called him Knife Collection Nick so ya know🤷🏼‍♀️

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

@LizardsInParis Was his name Will? Because this sounds like the same shitty Will that was in my fairytale writing class lmao

[Katelyn @katelynfranc0]

HOW is the best case scenario Joe Biden?