K🌻

it’s not where you come from, it’s where you’re going

[K🌻 @katelynrorose]

Let me tell you guys how many times I’ve been ignored hung up on and refused to speak to a manager at @Avis

[K🌻 @katelynrorose]

@Avis remember when you overcharged me $4000 at the San Diego airport and won’t return it… it’s been 26 days

[Yawns in Lawyer @SunnyEaton]

I have decided to forgive my own student loans. Peace be with you.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

btw if MLK and anne frank hadn’t been killed, they’d both be 93 today (younger than betty white). i think it’s important to see pictures of them in color as a reminder that “history” was not very long ago

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Instead of fixing the education system it’s more important to make sure every podcast is fact checked 12 times.

[K🌻 @katelynrorose]

No one will ever understand what it’s like to parent your parent

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” it’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

It's true that we all have 24 hours each day, but each person has different pressures. In Queer Eye, Bobby has 24 hours to renovate a 5 bedroom house. Antoni has 24 hours to throw together a cute lil salad.

[K🌻 @katelynrorose]

WHY DID I NEVER KNOW THESE AIRPORT LOUNGES YOU COULD JUST BUY A PASS AND DRINK FOR FREE WHAT THE HECK

[riri🐀🍕 @raunchonpizza]

i don’t know which restaurant needs to hear this but 4 raviolis is not enough per order

[Adelaide @ADHDelaide]

The anxious ADHD urge to be incredibly clean in common spaces but have your room look like a storage room and a landfill had a kid

[K🌻 @katelynrorose]

I’d like to thank the academy for this award

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

#HappyThanksgiving

[K🌻 @katelynrorose]

The airport vibes night before thanksgiving are immaculate

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

The real flex is being in control of how you respond to things sent to destroy your peace.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

do u think service dogs think other dogs are losers with no job or do u think they’re jealous of dogs with no job