fake dr. kathar, PhD

adjusting to life back in TX after an 8 year PNW odyssey.

snobbery confined to coffee, tortillas, and oxford commas

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

The fact that our new Secretary of Health and Human Services believes vaccines cause autism makes me want to light something on fire

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

The worst

[Avery Tomasco @averytomascowx]

101° in Austin is

🔹A daily high temperature record
🔹The latest triple digit day on record by a significant margin
🔹The hottest October day recorded in the last 126 years
🔹Objectively disrespectful
#atxwx #txwx

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

Aubrey just hammed it up for 2 hours in front of our dinner guests and her parting bedtime words before walking into her room and closing the door were "Don't forget to subscribe!"

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

Idk how I became an arts and crafts mom but Lord beer me strength (and a better vacuum??)

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

why do ppl let their kids play football

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

Just got a lot of probing questions from Aubrey about concealer until she cut right to the chase

"You put that on so other people don't think you have as many pimples as you do?"

.........

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

@kkramermcginnis @MBurtwrites 100%

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

Idk where she got this but Aubrey has been going around proclaiming "I'm a beautiful geniuuuuus!" We're fighting insecurity early over here I guess

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

A: "Did you go to happy hour before you had babies?"

Me: "Yep, lots!"

A: "With your work friends? Did you get WINE? Did you have to pay for it?????"

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

Aubrey: "Do you go to happy hour when you don't have babies yet?"

Me: "Ya... How did you know that?"

A: "Because I thought it would be hard when you have a kid"

📌

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

@annaflagg_ hahahahaha what the

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

The 3 minutes per day when the AC isn't running are eerily quiet

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

Aubrey's class had an ice cream social at 9:30 this morning and are having a movie party after naps. Would love to walk a day in your (light-up) shoes sweet girl!!!

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

@d_cantu @H7MILT0N Omg 🤩

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

All I want is to open the pantry door and find gummy bears but instead I have to settle for my kids' lame no sugar added "fruit snacks"

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

@clhubes Two nights ago my toddler woke up at 1:45 AM and we got him back to sleep within 10 min. I was up the *rest* of the night because I was stressed about....not sleeping

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

"are these people real life?" - Aubrey, re: the Olympics

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

I've got my winter cut out for me
Nov: Silo szn 2
Dec: Squid Game szn 2
Jan: Severance szn 2
🍿🍿🍿

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

@Andy35o 9,123

(Pi)*(r^2)*h

r=11 nerds
h=24 nerds

[fake dr. kathar, PhD @kathar7]

😭😭😭

[Mark E. Joubert @mark_joubert]

I woke up to a world missing someone who showed me, perhaps more than any other human being, what it meant to love and be loved. If I could love him this much as his father, how much more does my heavenly Father love me? He gave us the greatest gift in giving us our son, Gus.

"If you then, who are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask him!" Matt. 7:11

There are no more prayers to say for Gus. His fight is over. But others still have a long fight ahead of them. Please pray for other children you learn of who are on this difficult journey - other children with heart and kidney issues. Like Gus, they need help, they need hope, and they need love.

Blessed be the name of the Lord.