kathleen

what do you mean? It's me

[kathleen @kathlooon]

For fun I’ve been tapping my knees to make my legs kick

[wint @dril]

the middle east is complicated because its bad to support smothering orphans in hell fire but I also really want to graduate Harvard

[Jack Vening @jack_vening]

Reminder that there's no "proper" way to do CPR and it's totally normal to have your own style and technique. Be you!

[corby @corypeterlane]

Soda water is short for so da water got bubbles in it

[bagisa @satinsocks]

“I love dots in nature” -@kathlooon

[kathleen @kathlooon]

@halentinos Oh shit tell him I’m On my way!

[kathleen @kathlooon]

@halentinos Where was he

[charlie @chunkbardey]

everyone else’s birthday is on the most random possible day whereas mine is on the day where it’s like ok Yeah this is a birthday

[Color Schemer @colorschemer]

tenor reddish
ordainable light salmon
nymphomaniac off white

[kathleen @kathlooon]

@satinsocks you are my Queen

[kathleen @kathlooon]

basia thought phallic meant gross/foul and has been using it in essays for her entire academic career

[kathleen @kathlooon]

@misfeldt9 I’m just saying ……..

[kathleen @kathlooon]

Has anyone pointed out that Saturday has “turd” in the name

[Every Color @everycolorbot]

0x3f7ba8

[kathleen @kathlooon]

Did u really go home for thanksgiving if your childhood dog didn’t chew up something you care about?

[kathleen @kathlooon]

ok I’m just gonna say it: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[kathleen @kathlooon]

I love when my car and the car next to me are driving at the same speed side by side. It’s like holding hands ❤️

[Henrik Blix @henrikontheweb]

Thoughtful men only want one thing and it’s discussing

[kathleen @kathlooon]

@mollydotch :/

[kathleen @kathlooon]

If strawberry is your favorite flavor of anything you need to grow up

[kathleen @kathlooon]

My life is a lot like the book Are You My Mother? except for me it’s father and I keep asking math teachers or sport coaches or the man outside of Safeway who always says hi to me