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new york times best selling tweets

[Noely @NOELY1982]

Well that's a stroke of luck

[Conner Hursh @ConnerHursh]

THIS IS WHY NO ONE GOES TO THE MOVIES ANY MORE TOO EXPENSIVE THIS IS HOW THEY TREAT THEIR "STUBS" MEMBERS PATHETIC

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

her spotify listening age was 19 you sick fuck

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

sinning extra hard tonight so i don’t get raptured tomorrow. too many movies i gotta see. they’re doin avatar again

[⁎⁺dephy ✩彡 @sillydeph]

dark humour mfs when you joke about the death of their favorite right wing political commentator instead of the death of some random trans teenager

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

your 20s are for figuring out what's the max number of times you can hit rock bottom in a calendar year

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Commenting “damn you fell off” on my friend’s pictures of them with their new baby

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

This is even funnier now

[🗣️ @kawc88]

Channel this energy into a 3peat

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

I’m sick rn….

[Holobody @holobody]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[aaliyah 💞 @geardress]

quit smoking for good. now i smoke for #evil

[🗣️ @kawc88]

@doofydudes @Hayes_Inc @DaltonBassett They have the Battlehawks and are forced to watch hockey, fitting punishment

[trash jones @jzux]

god's plan for me is super weird so far

[Jason Scheer @jasonscheer]

One thing I’ve noticed today is that God is giving out a ton of transfer portal advice. Major college football fan.

[🗣️ @kawc88]

@Ihartitz I had Maserati Marv as a top 8 WR 🤦🏻‍♂️

[🗣️ @kawc88]

It’s always been the Missouri Tigers.

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health