Kasey

VA - MA - DC | @Georgetown @McCourtSchool | oxford comma devotee | all views my own

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is red!
Elmo’s friends said I do!
Congratulations, Ms. Taylor Swift and Mr. Travis Kelce!
Elmo loves you! ❤️❤️❤️

[Kasey @kayemeh]

2/2: i’ve been trying to call customer support from multiple different phones and every time I try to press an option to get help with an order, the automated system hangs up on me.

[Kasey @kayemeh]

I should’ve learned my lesson the last time I ordered from @PetSmart, but I thought I was in the clear because I was doing a same-day delivery from a local store. I ordered a 24 pack Fancy Feast chicken pate. This is what I received instead. This is not correct. 1/2

[Kasey @kayemeh]

Approaching 7 hours without cell service. @Verizon, can customers anticipate a prorated bill for this month seeing as how we’re paying for a service that we can’t use?

[Kasey @kayemeh]

Hey @Delta - why was DL784 cancelled?!

[Kasey @kayemeh]

@JetBlue what was the reason for the cancellation of 1154 to BOS this morning? Also - my rebooked flight (1354) is now delayed bc the plane is hasn’t left Philly? What is going on today?

[Kasey @kayemeh]

@Uber_Support You guys are so quick to reply to public criticism and say DM for help… yet 40 minutes later, my DM is still unread.

[Kasey @kayemeh]

. @UberEats why is there no live support in app? I ordered a $16 vegetarian item and the restaurant gave me chicken, and you think a $3 refund is sufficient?! No. Either refund the item or I’m doing a charge back.

[Kasey @kayemeh]

@Uber_Support Sent.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

HOPE SCROLLING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A YEAR

[Kasey @kayemeh]

Hang it in the Louvre, I hear they have space now

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Every single county in Virginia shifted Blue

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

This one's for the East Wing you son of a bitch

[Kasey @kayemeh]

I accidentally ordered 10 bags of the Bonkers salmon purr pops instead of chicken. 🙈I asked @Chewy if I could exchange & told them it was 100% my oversight. Not only did they refund me, they told me to donate them to a shelter.

[Kasey @kayemeh]

@WashingtonianWx I’m on Alaska 14 from SD. We landed at 8:45… and got trapped on the tarmac due to lightning so we’ve been sitting here for over 2 hours

[Kasey @kayemeh]

@wxchanneldesk @JimCantore Alexandria, VA

[Kasey @kayemeh]

@capitalweather got the emergency alert and had to set up to get a timelapse of the massive squall in ALX. We even got @JimCantore’s favorite: thunder snow and lightning.

[Kasey @kayemeh]

@StoryfulNews DM’ed!

[Kasey @kayemeh]

@StoryfulNews With credit, yes!

[Kasey @kayemeh]

@rexyoung12 Upside for me is that he can never run again