kaylea🔪

forgot Twitter existed

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

This has been my last half hour I can’t just come back to Twitter like this after multiple years it’s too unhinged

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

I miss polyvore ever day

[Crazy Frog Out of Context @CrazyFrogInfo]

Crazy Frog has died.

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

@nack_ward Paying?? To go to sky zone each time we want to practice?? In this economy? I thought you were serious about this

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

I wish I could do a backflip

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

@nack_ward It would be a better long term investment to just buy a trampoline 🤔

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

Waiting very fucking impatiently for the freakin leaves to come out so I can take my silly little self timer photo shoots in the woods and be the Pinterest entity of my dreams

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

Maybe I’ve been isolated for so long that influencers are truly becoming relatable.. but only niche internet microcelebs

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

@ebcjpg Was actively watching this tiktok when Twitter decided to send my phone this tweet.. you’re making it love

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

@ebcjpg All it took was one good edible for the drafts to start FLOWING ✨ thank u love u

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

If it weren’t for @ebcjpg normalizing unhinged on Twitter behavior bc it’s one’s least followed platform I would be keeping all my funny thoughts in my head instead of my drafts 😌 don’t worry they’ll make it out as soon as people are used to my face in the tl to avoid shock

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

I have been on autopilot for 2 years.. like I just worked my job, talked to no one, and emerged with a whole new crochet wardrobe..

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

@beerenfro @nack_ward @Ityerboinoah Loving this so much

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

This has been my last half hour I can’t just come back to Twitter like this after multiple years it’s too unhinged

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

forgot how to tweet just saving drafts that are too good

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

today we rebrand

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

Say it with me: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

@moonrockskween Expand

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

It’s funny because the left is saying the same thing

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

SAVE THE POST OFFICE!

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

I feel like it’s worth saying that this kid is FIVE YEARS OLD

[kaylea🔪 @kayleaelyak]

Me, watching spongebob with my nephew: squidward is my favorite character
My nephew: because you’re like him?