Nicholas of Serfdom

bioturbator, map projector, chronic spelunker, perpetually recovering celibate

[Nicholas of Serfdom @nack_ward]

@Willcartmay @OvOBrezzzy The madden soundtracks won

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Are all the officials French?

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The Moroccan goalkeeper started out being called Bon-o by the American announcers, now he’s Boo-noo and by the end of the tournament I’d imagine he’ll be “Goat” 😤😤💯💯

[Nicholas of Serfdom @nack_ward]

Glad the Netherlands knocked us out cus if I had to watch us take on this Argentina side I think I’d cry

[Nicholas of Serfdom @nack_ward]

Another 4 years of calling it football I guess

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

“The mandem couldn’t, so the gyaldem did”

Shakespeare reincarnated 😂👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[ThiagoSZN @6ThiagoSZN]

@LFC @AnfieldWatch Thanks for the memories, Divock! An absolute Legend 🐐 👑 🇧🇪

[NFL @NFL]

Introducing... Mr. Irrelevant!

With the final pick of the 2022 #NFLDraft, the @49ers
select Brock Purdy!

[Nicholas of Serfdom @nack_ward]

I tried to head an email I set to my professor with “Ahoy” to spice it up a little bit, but I accidentally put “Ayo” instead

[Nicholas of Serfdom @nack_ward]

@kayleaelyak If Jesus Christ (beta) could resurrect himself after 3 days with a little divine intervention, I think I (sigma rising) can grasp the technique required to do a backflip in a few airfx sessions nerd

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Throwing a party but it’s just songs from just dance 2 and if you don’t know the dance moves you get kicked out

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@kayleaelyak A trampoline??? In this economy?????

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@Ityerboinoah @kayleaelyak I’m simply the word “thrice”

[Kerrie Ann Gardner @KerrieDoodles]

Pleased to meet you, little lichen hand.

[KyivPost @KyivPost]

This graffiti appeared in Los Angeles, California
Location: 832 Lincoln Blvd, Venice, CA 90291.

@ZelenskyyUa #Zelenskiy #StopPutin #UkraineRussiaWar #LA

[Nicholas of Serfdom @nack_ward]

@mightyween

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@ZaneDeCamp I’ve found Kyiv Post to be the most helpful for all things Ukraine https://t.co/k0krHbawL5

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Hello Iowa City friends! I am a staff writer for Kirkwood’s newspaper (flex) and I need local businesses in Iowa City to spotlight. It could be anything from food to just a cool local place. If you have any suggestions please let me know!
(😡colonial lanes is off limits😡)

[Nicholas of Serfdom @nack_ward]

Billboards on 380: “If you have a super bowl don’t drive high; 19 traffic deaths this year”

Who got paid to write that shit lmao