Do I want iced coffee or do I want a reason to spend money and something to distract me from my perpetual state of burnout to get a daily dose of dopamine ™
Husband just said “casually” to me: “maybe you could google JLo’s workout and just do that?” as he shoves, and I am not making this up, the kids’ uncrustables sandwich into his mouth. I would like to preemptively report a murder.