Kayla Meier

I'm easily offensive

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

I’m not sorry for any of the jokes I’ve ever made in my life. I don’t give a fuck what you think about it. Figure your own shit out if your feelings are hurt. 😀

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

“You know what to do with that big cat butt”

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Christmas spirit!

[Kayla Meier @kaymeier]

Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever scratched a bug bite with a hair brush?

[Kayla Meier @kaymeier]

Imagine if Ted Bundy was alive when he could’ve been an Uber driver...

[Kayla Meier @kaymeier]

Have you guys seen the new Netflix movie Bird Box??? Because holy shit.

[Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn]

The coffee I bought at McDonald’s last week is finally cool enough for me to drink.

[shamedoll @shamedoll]

What’s it called when you plan to do a bunch of shit but just start drinking instead?

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

“Blapkins”

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

You know what’s wild as fuck? How amazing dogs are. Wtf? Lol.

[Kayla Meier @kaymeier]

In the instance you use toilet paper, do you:

[Kayla Meier @kaymeier]

How to Christmas shop for someone: log into their social media accounts and see what kinda ads they get

[Kayla Meier @kaymeier]

Ok obviously I believe there are demons under my bed but adulthood has made me brave enough to dangle my arm/foot bc I know wherever a demon would take me couldn’t be worse than this 😊

[Kayla Meier @kaymeier]

You think these pumpkin patch owners are so angry because everyone’s coming to take pictures w the pumpkins instead of buying them

[Kayla Meier @kaymeier]

@BridgetM23 👎🏼

[Kayla Meier @kaymeier]

#NewProfilePic

[Kayla Meier @kaymeier]

@BridgetM23

[Dr Pimple Popper @SandraLeeMD]

STOP! 🛑Look around👀 Here. It. Comes. #drpimplepopper #therollingstones

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Tekashi69 is the cutest rapper woooooow I love her so much ugh.

[Kayla Meier @kaymeier]

@BridgetM23 I won’t

[Kayla Meier @kaymeier]

How come all these girls know what other girls deserve but don’t know what THEY deserve?