kt

i feel God in this Chilli's tonight

[kt @kayteegee21]

@KatieLeighHuntt @jackawwad97 That recording is worth big money in today’s time

[Wellington Boyce @WellieBoyce]

When my dog starts flinching and making noises in his sleep

[diante :) @cumrascal]

me when i was 10 pretending i was dead in the pool to see if anyone would care

[Jordan Speed @WarmLaundryPile]

📍any problems in my life
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📍 blaming my great great
grandfather for not carrying
madame zeroni up the mountain

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

I WANT PROOF THAT SHE GOT A TREAT https://t.co/yMWuX8YQt1

[blake @blake_bise]

Ted Bundy: *cuts his hair*

Police:

[katie h. @KatieLeighHuntt]

I pray that I never have to meet a grown woman wearing Matilda Jane. 😂😂😂

[plutojuni 🦇💫🖤 @Crvzzzzz]

Someone had to do it 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂😂

[the night gardener @fwflacko]

Nobody:

An owl: https://t.co/k0NqDpSCMM

[Cmac @CarterMcLellan1]

*white girls*

Hey mom how long should I microwave a turkey for???

Their mom: you shouldn’t

*white girls*

😂😂😭😭💀💀

[LeBron James @KingJames]

IM READY!!!! Oh my bad I thought, maybe u were, umm never mind back to my regular schedule program

[Daniel Powell @danieljpowell]

Not how I expected him to come back but okay.

[Luke @LukeDadaway]

Devil: I bet you didn’t know it, but I’m a fiddle player too

Johnny: Weird flex, but okay