Kaitlin Buehl

Don't you smell no more. #MELK_Squad

[Kaitlin Buehl @kbuehl16]

Really all I want in life is a burrito

[Kaitlin Buehl @kbuehl16]

@KevinD_4 They do!

[Kaitlin Buehl @kbuehl16]

Me: I need to eat better so I can become an athlete I'm proud of again

Also me: *buys an adult happy meal from McDonald's*

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My dad asking the important questions

[Kaitlin Buehl @kbuehl16]

(To the tune of a song)
Oh, hey,
Coming up on the one-year anniversary of a mental breakdown
Oh, hey,
Looks like it might be an annual thing
Oh, hey
Everything is fine (jazz hands)

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

From this moment on you will always be able to tell the difference between a Hubble image and a JWST image:

Hubble stars have four spikes in a cross. JWST stars have six in a snowflake. Thank you for your time.

[Anna @AnnaDoesntWant2]

Instead of “antidepressants” how about “moodicine”

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

A military is powerful, yet it is only 1/1000th of a singular Terry

[Kaitlin Buehl @kbuehl16]

Do places down south see a robin in the fall and think, “Ah. Fall is here!” or “Wisconsin must be getting cold again?”

[Kaitlin Buehl @kbuehl16]

Deleted him off my saved Qdoba orders today call that spring cleaning

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Coming out of my cage a̶n̶d̶ ̶I̶’̶v̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶ to get groceries and then it’s right back in the cage

[trash jones @jzux]

me, age 22 (hopeful): anything can happen!

me now (horrified): anything can happen

[Kaitlin Buehl @kbuehl16]

Just talked myself out of buying Qdoba for dinner for the sake of having Mac n cheese later instead. I think this is both a win and a fail, but who’s keeping track?

[Kaitlin Buehl @kbuehl16]

@AJohannaBanana For reallllll gopher gold needs to chill

[Kaitlin Buehl @kbuehl16]

Wish I could email my college back and tell them to just TAKE the $0.76 left in my account instead of emailing me every week to spend it or else

seriously, after all the money it took from me, why is it freaking out about $0.76?!

[Kaitlin Buehl @kbuehl16]

I wonder if my dog realizes certain people don’t come around anymore and I wonder what her thoughts on that matter are

[Kaitlin Buehl @kbuehl16]

Okay but why aren’t you supposed to use the popcorn button when making microwave popcorn? What else is that button for? Idk seems like they were made for each other but idk

[Kaitlin Buehl @kbuehl16]

My friend, who’s a licensed psychologist, just said, “I know you’re depressed.”

I don’t have anything else to add because I’m still processing this

[Kevin Dawson @KevinD_4]

You thought Zeus made thunder? Nah, it's these thighs

[Kaitlin Buehl @kbuehl16]

@KevinD_4 You are the most iconic person I know