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It's time to shift the party culture in 2019. The pregame now starts at 6, head out at 8, then back home around 12 so that we can go to bed, wake up early enough the next day and have more time to do absolutely nothing
the episode of spongebob when he procrastinates writing his essay and is only capable of writing the word 𝖙𝖍𝖊 & eventually burns his house down really foreshadowed college
Me: *brings backpack home for break*
My Brain:
open it
open it
open it
open it
open it
open it
open it
Me, seven days later: *throws the never unzipped backpack back into the car*