kamila⚘

zest has no curfew

[kamila⚘ @kcbochenek]

selling one Sunday lolla GA someone please take it off my hands

[audrey horne apologist @sedm1kr4sky]

my dad’s bird feeder takes pictures. this is really important.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Damn girl are you black Friday bc I'm wondering what your fucking deal is

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

early results are in!

[Tyler Todt @tyromper]

You think you’re NOT RICH?

Yes you are!

•You have time
•You have food
•You have water
•You have a roof
•You have health
•You have friends
•You have internet
•You have freedom
•You have technology
•You have the gift of today
•You have endless opportunities

You are ALIVE & you are RICH!

Be GRATEFUL & enjoy all the blessings today will bring!

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

block me if you want but I’m excited for it to get colder at night so I can truly be on my snug as a bug in a rug game

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

It’s ok if you fall apart sometimes. S’mores fall apart, and we still love them.

[James @CaucasianJames]

when’s the last time u blew into a dandelion and made a wish? and u wonder why ur life is shit

[The Drunk Jake @TheDrunkJake]

a chiropractor is not enough, i need Shaquille O’Neal to palm my head like a basketball and pick me up

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What's the difference between black
eyed peas and chickpeas?

Black eyed peas can sing us a song while chickpeas can only hummus one

[pj @pjayevans]

Can I come over. I got the zoomies and you have an open floor plan

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

when I see that September starts this week:

[critchy @ChrissyTiber]

Andrew Tate looks like if you tried to draw Pitbull from memory

[mkk @marykatekenney]

saw someone talk about how if Kim K, with all the money and resources in the world, can’t safely and simply divorce her husband without being harassed and stalked, then it’s about time we stop asking women in domestic violence situations the question “why doesn’t she just leave?”

[aubrey @aubreybell]

the crushing weight of 2 manageable tasks