Kacie Hackett

Trivia host and founder of Distantly Social Trivia. Stand up comedian, event planner. Trivia shows at

[Kacie Hackett @kchackett]

*thoughts while opening a bottle of wine*

“I feel like there was something special about tonight, but I forget”.

Narrator: on her second glass of wine she’ll remember tonight she was going to try not drinking.

[Kacie Hackett @kchackett]

I’ve been sitting in this secret for 17 years.

In highschool, I was in all-state band. After in a survey they asked who we would be a good guest conductor.

I did not, and still don’t, know who a reasonable name for a RI all state band guest conductor is.

So I said Yanni.

[Kacie Hackett @kchackett]

What is the alligator line?

How far south do you have to drive before you risk the possibility of running into an alligator?

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@BigLots do you have a habit of sending furniture that looks like its been in a fire?

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“No one builds anything with their hands anymore”

Oh yeah? Then explain how this coffee table that was once unnecessarily 100 different pieces is now a single piece of furniture… plus 2 spare screws.

[Kacie Hackett @kchackett]

Everyone: “how’s packing going”

Ever play block dude on your graphing calculator in school?

[Kacie Hackett @kchackett]

And then millennials get a call because our parents can’t remember if Yellowstone was on our Hulu, Amazon, Netflix, or Paramount Plus account.

[Davine Ker @DavineDC]

That warm fuzzy feeling when I come back to my seat after doing my set on the stage and finding this little paper that @kchackett left for me. She took the time to note down when my set began on my recording for my editing later.

Now, that’s some comedian love language. 🎤⏰😍

[Kacie Hackett @kchackett]

I know my hearing isn’t great, but I swear the gate agent just said “boarding group A. A as in asshole”.

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On Christmas Day we flew on Southwest from Providence to Baltimore to Cincinnati. We made it with our checked bag, without issue.

So feeing pretty good about tonight’s Mega Millions drawing, the odds of winning that are higher than successfully flying on SW.

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Hundreds of local kids wrote their holiday wish on these stars. And I found my favorite.

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People say “this has been living rent-free in my mind”…

Can we talk about the things that PAY rent in your mind?

What’s that lease structure look like? In this economy I’d like to become a landlord.

[Kacie Hackett @kchackett]

Day 1 of being home for the holidays:

I got in trouble for eating the string cheese in the fridge.

It was the dog’s string cheese.

[Kacie Hackett @kchackett]

My 12 year old sweatpants from an event I didn’t go to, from a sorority I wasn’t in might be getting too many holes.

:( end of an era

[Christian Hunt @HuntsterDC]

MONDAY!

It’s a special Halloween edition of Monday Night Trivia at @breadsoda

Your guest host will be the spooktacular @kchackett

Costumes are encouraged!

Winning team gets $50 off their team’s tab

$5 @dcbrau drafts

Game starts as 7:00pm

#trivia #dctrivia #halloween

[The Capital City Showcase @CapCityShowcase]

TONIGHT!

Thursday Night Trivia at @AtlasBrewWorks Ivy City

Your guest host tonight is the fantastic @kchackett

Winning team gets $50 Atlas gift card, 2nd gets an Atlas six-pack!

$5 core pints from 4-9pm

Game starts at 7:00pm!

#dctrivia #dmvtrivia #ivycity #dcbeer #dmvbeer

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

Wishing a joyous Fruit Brute Season to all who celebrate.

[Kacie Hackett @kchackett]

@lindseyss 💯

[Kacie Hackett @kchackett]

Early October is my favorite time go out in the city. You get to play “costume or no”?

[Kacie Hackett @kchackett]

Is my phone just labeling scam calls as other well known scams?