kevin durant jr

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

[🕸️ @biasedninersfan]

LMAO DONT FUCKIN RUN @AaronDonald97

[Tom Crabtree @itsCrab]

Incredible. 10/10 by 79 here…

[NIXON @Nixvn]

lmao I’ll turn my game clean off

[Sleeper49ers @SleeperSF49ers]

Other NFL teams: “Football is back!”

The 49ers subplot:

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[DJ @TxForever]

Me 2 weeks from today when I’m 8 beers deep and it’s 3rd down.

[FoN9ne @FoN9ne]

Update bitch ass nigga

[kevin durant jr @kd35sleftshoe]

I might be the first person to listen to Playboi Carti in zues’ temple #LANK

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

This and never seeing a fat blue haired communist again

[LiGl0 @yvnggl0]

Real

[kevin durant jr @kd35sleftshoe]

Lmao.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Hop in... best dimension yet.

[jb @lockedupjb]

18 minutes of straight hate, this the greatest hater of all time 😂

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

“How was work?” Never ask a victim how he was molested.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

The third place match of the World Cup in a nutshell:

[Jon “the dogg” Brooks @Jbrooksthethird]

Woke up hungover after 4 beers #LosingMyFastball

[Ryan Haecker @RyanHaecker]

The very best way to conclude your dissertation:

"If [my] statements do not coincide with the teachings of Plato, it must be supposed that they are consistent with those of some other great and powerful man, such as Pythagoras."

- Numenius of Apamea, Fr. 7, 16L

[kevin durant jr @kd35sleftshoe]

French @LAZERDIM7OO

[ava @azy61b]

currently obsessed with this french guy on my instagram fyp that has to accelerate his verse on every single line

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

That Conor McGregor fight was the equivalent of getting ready to fuck on prom night and busting taking off your pants

[kevin durant jr @kd35sleftshoe]

They’re doing everything to keep Argentina in this one man. SMH