Patrick Keane

Tweets are my own unfortch.

[Patrick Keane @keaneofcomedy]

Only way we’re going to heaven is if God is racist. 🇺🇸

[Patrick Keane @keaneofcomedy]

America’s obesity problem is so bad we wouldn’t fit in the Strait of Hormuz anyway.

[Patrick Keane @keaneofcomedy]

Seize today. It goes by in a blinko de Mayo.

[Patrick Keane @keaneofcomedy]

@TheoVon thanks for shout out brotha.

[Patrick Keane @keaneofcomedy]

David Allan Coe outlived Chuck Norris. That makes a lot of sense judge.

[Patrick Keane @keaneofcomedy]

Does Lindsey Graham know it’s not gonna be that kind of ballroom?

[Patrick Keane @keaneofcomedy]

Which is worse, a racist or a cheater? 😂😂😂
🎥 @dannybickdeluxe

[Patrick Keane @keaneofcomedy]

Getting to know my family all these years, I’m starting to think my special needs brother is just faking it.

[Patrick Keane @keaneofcomedy]

Girl I like says she doesn’t date comedians so I’m in!

[Patrick Keane @keaneofcomedy]

Turmoil is bad but seems like term 2 oil is even worse!

[Patrick Keane @keaneofcomedy]

My cleaning lady handles my apt. My power cleaning lady handles my weight lifting.

[Patrick Keane @keaneofcomedy]

I love stand up comedy so much I would do it for free if I weren’t already doing it for free. 🎤 ❤️

[Patrick Keane @keaneofcomedy]

After a show I like to unwind by going to a job placement center.

[Patrick Keane @keaneofcomedy]

More like the Crooked of Hormuz. Am I right ladies?

[Patrick Keane @keaneofcomedy]

How long is rock bottom supposed to last?

[Patrick Keane @keaneofcomedy]

@yousef_ki1 @Sabi450000 .

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Happy Easter! 🎥@dannybickdeluxe

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This joke was written at a Starbucks.

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Gold diggers 🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

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Anyone recognize the burger? 😂