Keats

NC|AZ

[Elliot Arledge @elliotarledge]

self-driving fridge hit by self-driving waymo recorded by self-driving tesla

[Asya @femmecamp]

hotel receptionist working on something beautiful

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Janelle Monáe dresses up as E.T. for Halloween.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

She asked her friends what it’s like having siblings, and they gave her a crash course

[ian @cornyloser]

i hate myself why did i do this ew

[maxie (colonizer) 🥩 @maxies_back]

remembering when my college friend made Angelina Juulie

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

by six weeks… bigger eggplants

[evil girl @megtjames]

Brat summer may be over but Freudian Slip fall is just beginning

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Drunk and having a hard time figuring out if sending this was a mistake.

[Keats @kearaglasgow]

When you get off the phone with 911 and your phone is at 1% 😳

More important why was I on hold for a minute!! Telling me all the things I could do OTHER than call 911

[Keats @kearaglasgow]

Not 1 thought behind those eyes

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This is so embarrassing 💀

[Keats @kearaglasgow]

uh

[Keats @kearaglasgow]

Context: I work at a hotel

Today at work I found a nail under a bed and was grossed out until I realized it was mine from when I did SNS last year

[Keats @kearaglasgow]

who locked the neighborhood cat in the laundry room?? 😭😭

[Keats @kearaglasgow]

@theleglog

[Sir Lucious Left Foot @ello_aaye]

Order a McDouble instead of a double cheeseburger. Take that 20 cent you save on the extra slice of cheese, get you an LLC, start a business & make some real cheddar.