Tom Keefe III

Grumpily bemused

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?

[JT @jiratickets]

boomers sending DMs to AI-generated women on instagram

[Tony Pesta @Tony_Pesta]

James Harden telling Giannis how to demand a trade

[DC Pierson @DCpierson]

DON DRAPER: "We quiero many things. Family, safety, love. But this guy--"
(Taps drawing of chihuahua)
"There's only one thing he quieros."

[Jacob Denhollander @JJ_Denhollander]

Since I did not recieve a "#1 Dad" mug over Christmas, I have decided that being a good father is no longer my priority.

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

Sean Penn looks like his cartoon cigar exploded

[The Onion @TheOnion]

America Defeats America
https://t.co/p0igX2glhA

[Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson]

if the nyt workers are able to successfully prevent the needle from being published it will be one of the greatest achievements for organized labor since the invention of the weekend

[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

Just thinking of that time in 2018 when Quincy Jones gave a couple of remarkable interviews with eye-popping details. RIP to a real one.

Here's the Vulture interview (1/2)

https://t.co/lbBGA01wju

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

The internet’s thoughts on whether Jason Kelce was in the right

[MLB @MLB]

SHE IS ... GONE!!

1988 meets 2024

Absolute chills

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Laughing to myself thinking about this block in Florida. It’s like if cartoon gnomes had redlining

[ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic]

The three types of sports owner

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1969, when black Americans were still prevented from swimming alongside whites, Mr. Rogers decided to invite Officer Clemmons to join him and cool his feet in a pool, breaking a well-known color barrier.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Hey. Hi. The tests that Trump sent to Putin weren’t just your basic swabs that you have in your home bathroom, they were molecular point-of-care test machines that hospitals desperately needed to rapidly detect infections in a critical time.

The response to the COVID-19 pandemic was hurt by long wait times for central lab PCR tests. In hospitals, these delays caused problems with patient care and led to the spread of infections among patients.

Trump put America last and Americans died.

https://t.co/dIfafrhJtB

[David Hill @davehill77]

Entertained some out of town guests last night. At dinner they told us they refused to take the subway because it was too dangerous. My 9 year old said "What? You mean like if you ride on top?"

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Hit Man Opens Guitar Case Concealing Guitar He Going To Beat Target’s Ass With https://t.co/MXFrMdNRxf

[McErin☘️ @colleen_eileen]

Spotify opened at work and I forgot my air pods at home and Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (1941) began to play on max volume I'd rather it have been porn they're calling me Gladys