jIMMY g

My face is wet.

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

So jealous of the writer who, while profiling Linda McMahon for The New Yorker, got to tell Werner Herzog that he had been watching Vince’s real family in the ring all those years ago. Then when Werner replies with this you KNOW he went, yeah that’s definitely going in the story.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners will understand this

[jIMMY g @youruncleleroy]

@rickdank_o The one that always baffles me is jackson Browne wrote “these days” when he was 16
https://t.co/eFxiPqVeg9

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

Happy 420 Day.

As always, we celebrate the 53rd anniversary of when Gail & Dale sang "One Toke Over the Line,” on Lawrence Welk.

Neither knew what the song was about. Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Your dad small as hell 😭

[morrisoncrying @morrisoncrying]

"Hello, you there, boy!"
"Me sir?"
"Yes, you my good fellow. What day is today?"
"Today? Why it's NCAA Tournament Thursday, of course."
"NCAA Tournament Thursday...I haven't missed it. The Spirits did it all in one night."

[jIMMY g @youruncleleroy]

@williamfleitch in LA from STL for the Illini! Where’s the pregame?

[Exit @Net_Driver__]

Your country's national bird being routinely admitted to veterinary care with cases of lead poisoning is the kind of sign from the gods the Romans would cancel entire military campaigns over.

[Matt Pauley 🎙️ @MattPauleyOnAir]

PFP
#STLCards #ForTheLou @KMOXSports @FlaSpringTrain

[jIMMY g @youruncleleroy]

@MatSheltonEide don't go to bogarts on valentine's day

https://t.co/xQh12eEqUH

[Eric @erickstevens82]

The money has really changed Danhausen.

[Jordair Jett @jjett5]

Is an elephant heavy?

[jIMMY g @youruncleleroy]

@SportsCenter It’s not like he scored 46 on the road against the number 4 team in the country

[Democracy Now! @democracynow]

"After weeks of living under the heavy weight of this racist campaign of terror by ICE agents," hundreds of businesses in Minnesota have closed for the day as part of a historic general strike.

[Notes from Poland 🇵🇱 @notesfrompoland]

Wrocław Zoo captured the moment a tiny Chinese muntjac, a type of deer, began charging at the rhino with which he shares an enclosure.

"Someone must have forgotten to look in the mirror this morning!" they wrote, while praising the rhino for her patience

[Josh Schertz @JoshSchertzSLU]

So much misinformation on social media, however this might be the truest statement ever posted on Twitter/X😳🙃

[jIMMY g @youruncleleroy]

@MidtownMadPod I think there has been a big decline in the band over the last decade or so. I believe the school pared down the music program dramatically. Now it looks like the only music concentrations are voice and piano. the "worlds greatest pep band" no longer.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

PLEASE stop asking me about Christmas plans. I have Big City job! I wear stilettos! I have a proposal due on December 25th! The only breaks I’ll be taking are for coffee. Maybe at the new St. Nick’s Sweets & Sips that just opened…I hope it isn’t run by a hunk who loves Christmas

[Trevor Fraley @illustrevor]

Its almost as if the movie is saying the media doesn't care about what happens to kids in schools. Even if it were to happen many times a year in a specific country.

[Ben Shockley @BenShockley_]

"To me, it's ridiculous. To me, it's embarrassing."

Tom Izzo's thoughts on Louisville signing a player with multiple years of G League experience.

Question via @chrissolari

@wilxTV